Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the megalodon? Funny megalodon jokes submitted by ARK players.
So, this happened to me,and it might not be good,this is the first time I ever submitted a tip on this
Jealousy gets you nowhere but trouble
I was walking around with my tribemate,wolf(my irl sis)and she said "I have a tame megalodon mission" and I was not thinking she was able to do it,well,she got it,I was so jealous,I went into the water with my itchythesaurus(sorry if I spelled it wrong) and I got my bow and tranq arrows,welp,ended up I died 2 times- so I was mad,I used squeaky(the itchy) and I killed the mega,my itchy is blue and red,anyway,I was jealous,I never tamed a mega,but I hope I will someday.
Lesson learned,never let jealousy overcome you
Sincerely,Mandolorian (irl I'm melody)
They killed my perfect tame basilosuar because I forgot to put it on neutral and all of my dolphins I then proceeded to kill every shark I could find and wiped the ocean clean of the cursed overweight goldfish. R.I.P bubbles, jet stream, big boi ,the first, practical joke, time saver, super sonic and Bazil leaves (the z is intended)