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Megalodon
Jokes and funny moments about the Megalodon from ARK players.
I hate this, the first week scorched came out I was really struggling but a high level. I saw a red drop...IT WAS AN ADSENDENT MEGALODON SADDLE
LOOK INTO ITS EYES IT'S A DEVIL IT'S EYES ARE GLOWING INTO YOUR SOUL
another great situation where you throw your dodo in the water and watch the sharks come up
First the dodo and now this what has Ark become
The megalodon looks nothing like it’s profile picture
What the hell happened to it?!
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So I was on herbivore island, yk as you do
When I see a megalodon eating the sh!t out of a poor trike so I’m like “HM let’s see what’s going on here then” I get my crossbow out and I thought I had my stone arrows equipped.. I HAD TRANQ I hadn’t been on dododex in a…
So I was on herbivore island, yk as you do
When I see a megalodon eating the sh!t out of a poor trike so I’m like “HM let’s see what’s going on here then” I get my crossbow out and I thought I had my stone arrows equipped.. I HAD TRANQ I hadn’t been on dododex in a while especially not on megalodon’s thing anyway so I didn’t know it accepted meat and uhhh I gave it meat as an experiment and it tamed instantly.. I clicked off the app and haven’t been back on it since..
One followed me to my lagoon and is just waiting there until I forget that he exists and go for a swim
It’s just Jaws but it’s the mother
Basilosaur: u goin down
Alpha meg: snap ( he killed thanos too)
Alpha meg: u dead
I think he killed Nemo HE KILLED NEMO
Just keep swimming just keep swimming just keep swimming
I saw three eat carbo Infront of my eyeballs I was like 😳😹😹🤯🤯🤯 ♥️♥️ RIP carbo
So I’m sitting on my raft to the red obelisk, when I saw a little pelican.
This little sh1t ate the poor thing.
Blood
Bro needs to lay low on the calories
I attacked a over raptor my dilo ran in the Oshen gets what happened next. Rip dilo
It is a easy task to kill alphas in the sea of pain from meg gods
My dad told my sister to pet A SHARK AND SHE DIED 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣�…
My dad told my sister to pet A SHARK AND SHE DIED 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣