Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
So, this happened to me,and it might not be good,this is the first time I ever submitted a tip on this
Jealousy gets you nowhere but trouble
I was walking around with my tribemate,wolf(my irl sis)and she said "I have a tame megalodon mission" and I was not thinking she was able to do it,well,she got it,I was so jealous,I went into the water with my itchythesaurus(sorry if I spelled it wrong) and I got my bow and tranq arrows,welp,ended up I died 2 times- so I was mad,I used squeaky(the itchy) and I killed the mega,my itchy is blue and red,anyway,I was jealous,I never tamed a mega,but I hope I will someday.
Lesson learned,never let jealousy overcome you
Sincerely,Mandolorian (irl I'm melody)
More Megalodon Funny Tips
"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."
Me: come on Destiny! Let's get silica pearls! (Destiny is my lvl 167 basilo)
Destiny:OK
Me: *gets on basilo*
Me and Destiny: *goes to bottom of sea*
Lvl 150 alpha meg: come on boys let's get em'
All other megs: hurrah!
Me: well ... that is a lot of megs.
Destiny: too bad we don't have a tuso to fart ink on them.
Me: yeah, now we have to fight them.
*cool battle music*
*baby shark starts to play*
Everyone: huh?
Also everyone: attack!!!!
Destiny: *destroys them all with ease*
Me: surely there is a twist... it shouldn't have been that easy...
Ark: SEND IN THE ARMY OF THE DEEP!!!
Me: yup there's the twist ._.
Destiny: *chomp*
Ark: oh, um, how?
Destiny: *chomp*
Chat: "Ark lvl infinity was killed by Destiny lvl 167!"
Me: I just wanted silica pearls.
They are friendly. I'm sure he just wants a hug.
You:*puts 1 toe into the water*
Every meg in a 1000km radius:πππ
Donβt you mean miniladon dam things tiny it should be giga sized
"Lets go swimming with those dolphins out there!" Said no one (living) ever
Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya
Freind: oh look! A dolphin
Me: *sigh
*Freind was killed by 'dolphin' π€£π€£ππ
So I was on my level 150 Barryonx named Barry and out of nowhere a level 200 Megalodon pops up and says hello and 2 shots Barry R.I.P Barry π for Barry please
I was swimming in the water and suddenly OH SH*T LIKE 4 MEGS OUT OF NOWHERE thank god for the fact they were disemboweling a Poor Itchy 1 equals one vote of the brave Itchy who saved my life