You:*puts 1 toe into the water*

Every meg in a 1000km radius:👁👄👁

"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

A meg found you,

Your tames are gone too.

I was swimming in the water and suddenly OH SH*T LIKE 4 MEGS OUT OF NOWHERE thank god for the fact they were disemboweling a Poor Itchy 1 equals one vote of the brave Itchy who saved my life

So I was on my level 150 Barryonx named Barry and out of nowhere a level 200 Megalodon pops up and says hello and 2 shots Barry R.I.P Barry 👍 for Barry please

we’re gonna need a bigger fishing rod.

Freind: oh look! A dolphin

Me: *sigh

*Freind was killed by 'dolphin' 🤣🤣😂😂

Get one of these, kill a person with it at night, have someone find the person's body at morning, kill two more people with it, one by one, get a boat, unclaim it and shoot it with two people from the boat until it Dies. Congrats, you have recreated JAWS!

"Lets go swimming with those dolphins out there!" Said no one (living) ever

Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya