Garuga really just said "Let's make these sardines satanic." When making these didn't he

Ark: let’s make a big strong fish that loves you

Us:get the f*ck off my face

I didn’t know my dinner grew teeth over night.

— plastic bag

I WANT ONE OF THESE FREAKY FEESHIES!!!

Majicarp on drugs.

Piranha has leveled up :)

A helpful tip should include a few more words.

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I wish it had no teeth

Perfect size for a giga

I leave the game for a few months and this is what I find

Deinosuchus: I AM THE MOST DANGEROUS OCEON CREATURE.

Xiphactinus: is there a problem here?

Deinosuchus: sorry sir heh heh. As you were

(Human falling in the water)

Deinosuchus: Hey look a morsel!

Xiphactinus: (Gone)

Deinosuchus: huh.

Xiphactinus: (Mauling human)

Deinosuchus: do I matter?

Colecanth: Stop calling me derpy.

Player: You are so derpy.

Colecanth: Mom!

Guess who? Fish food!

Guess what? Bite your butt!

Guess why? Bye bye!

Guess where? Up there (in the sky)!

i screamed so loud even my cat came to check up in me

Just a strectched zombie aah piranha

First time i saw one was on herbivore island. Emphasis on the 'on' part. It flopped onto land and died. I was like, "wtf"

Me getting a midnight snack be like:

Ark workers:what next? We have made almost everything. Ark: I think I know. (Chuckles evilly). Ark workers: oh no, no no no. Dinonicus: I’m out of here!!! Five minutes later. Player: here fishy fishy! The fishy: raaaaaaaaarrrrrr!!!!!!!!! New player: oooh what is this fish? Old player: don’t touch that fish, it ate steroids. New player: it is probably fi-AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Xipaticus: nom nom nom

This is commonly known on official servers as “the Paul Fish”

Coelacanth -> piranha -> xiphactinus

Hang on, these fish are the feared killers of Additions- they literally devour anything that enters their range- and they can apparently be one hit KO’d by a Gull or a Duck!

Hespornis unit, we are going fishing!

Man I just wanted to name these after the bubble guppies…