Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Hang on, these fish are the feared killers of Additions- they literally devour anything that enters their range- and they can apparently be one hit KOβd by a Gull or a Duck!
Hespornis unit, we are going fishing!
More Xiphactinus Funny Tips
Garuga really just said "Let's make these sardines satanic." When making these didn't he
Ark: letβs make a big strong fish that loves you
Us:get the f*ck off my face
I didnβt know my dinner grew teeth over night.
β plastic bag
I WANT ONE OF THESE FREAKY FEESHIES!!!
Majicarp on drugs.
Piranha has leveled up :)
A helpful tip should include a few more words.
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I wish it had no teeth
Perfect size for a giga
I leave the game for a few months and this is what I find
Deinosuchus: I AM THE MOST DANGEROUS OCEON CREATURE.
Xiphactinus: is there a problem here?
Deinosuchus: sorry sir heh heh. As you were
(Human falling in the water)
Deinosuchus: Hey look a morsel!
Xiphactinus: (Gone)
Deinosuchus: huh.
Xiphactinus: (Mauling human)
Deinosuchus: do I matter?
Colecanth: Stop calling me derpy.
Player: You are so derpy.
Colecanth: Mom!