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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Majicarp on drugs.

Majicarp on drugs.
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Piranha has leveled up :)
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You know I call these guys big ugly fish because that's what they are, big and ugly, and I have this vendetta because they took me off my mount in the water and mauled me apart while I had valuable items to take home
I leave the game for a few months and this is what I find
This guy needs braces
Someone needs to take him to the dentistππ₯
This dude needs to see the dentist heβs got too many teethπ
This thing looks like it came out a horror movie
Colecanth: Stop calling me derpy.
Player: You are so derpy.
Colecanth: Mom!
Ark: letβs make a big strong fish that loves you
Us:get the f*ck off my face
Guess who? Fish food!
Guess what? Bite your butt!
Guess why? Bye bye!
Guess where? Up there (in the sky)!