Great tames. Horrible enemies. I call em “Sleem Fishe” versatility aside, aerial magicians of fish kingdoms and monsters in water, what more could you ask for?!?

The most scariest thing I have ever seen In water AND LAND be aware they can flop and reach you on land🙏🏽🙏🏽

Manta hurt. he didn’t fight back. stay away from rocks :(

Guess who? Fish food!

Guess what? Bite your butt!

Guess why? Bye bye!

Guess where? Up there (in the sky)!

Majicarp on drugs.

Coelacanth -> piranha -> xiphactinus

Piranha has leveled up :)

A helpful tip should include a few more words.

……………………..

Me getting a midnight snack be like:

Why is a small fish in. A fish,

Starts with the letter X‘s belly becauseyou smell like guts

Why is a small fish in a fish that starts with the X’s belly because you smell like guts

Why the fish be in the xiphactinus belly because you smell like guts

I leave the game for a few months and this is what I find

Why did the fish be in a xiphactinus belly . Becase you smell like guts

Ark workers:what next? We have made almost everything. Ark: I think I know. (Chuckles evilly). Ark workers: oh no, no no no. Dinonicus: I’m out of here!!! Five minutes later. Player: here fishy fishy! The fishy: raaaaaaaaarrrrrr!!!!!!!!! New player: oooh what is this fish? Old player: don’t touch that fish, it ate steroids. New player: it is probably fi-AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Xipaticus: nom nom nom

Colecanth: Stop calling me derpy.

Player: You are so derpy.

Colecanth: Mom!

i screamed so loud even my cat came to check up in me

Just so you know this was actually real and died around the time the dinosaurs died🤓🤓

This is commonly known on official servers as “the Paul Fish”

In reality this fish would basically filet your organs when it uses it's gnash attack. Not to mention the amount of o2 and blood lost. Instant KO.

Sabertooth salmon finally got on drugs. I told him not to geez man. And also Homie can break Knock off megalodon…….