Great tames. Horrible enemies. I call em “Sleem Fishe” versatility aside, aerial magicians of fish kingdoms and monsters in water, what more could you ask for?!?

The most scariest thing I have ever seen In water AND LAND be aware they can flop and reach you on land🙏🏽🙏🏽

Majicarp on drugs.

Guess who? Fish food!

Guess what? Bite your butt!

Guess why? Bye bye!

Guess where? Up there (in the sky)!

Piranha has leveled up :)

A helpful tip should include a few more words.

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Me getting a midnight snack be like:

I leave the game for a few months and this is what I find

Ark workers:what next? We have made almost everything. Ark: I think I know. (Chuckles evilly). Ark workers: oh no, no no no. Dinonicus: I’m out of here!!! Five minutes later. Player: here fishy fishy! The fishy: raaaaaaaaarrrrrr!!!!!!!!! New player: oooh what is this fish? Old player: don’t touch that fish, it ate steroids. New player: it is probably fi-AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Xipaticus: nom nom nom

Colecanth: Stop calling me derpy.

Player: You are so derpy.

Colecanth: Mom!