You know I call these guys big ugly fish because that's what they are, big and ugly, and I have this vendetta because they took me off my mount in the water and mauled me apart while I had valuable items to take home

This guy needs braces

Someone needs to take him to the dentist😔🥀

This dude needs to see the dentist he’s got too many teeth😔

Majicarp on drugs.

Piranha has leveled up :)

A helpful tip should include a few more words.

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I leave the game for a few months and this is what I find

The Ark gods: "hey let's make this stupidly long fish an aggressive fish" another one of the Ark gods "hey that's a swell idea"

Ark: let’s make a big strong fish that loves you

Us:get the f*ck off my face

I didn’t know my dinner grew teeth over night.

— plastic bag