Ark: let’s make a big strong fish that loves you

Us:get the f*ck off my face

I didn’t know my dinner grew teeth over night.

— plastic bag

I WANT ONE OF THESE FREAKY FEESHIES!!!

Majicarp on drugs.

Piranha has leveled up :)

A helpful tip should include a few more words.

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I wish it had no teeth

Perfect size for a giga

I leave the game for a few months and this is what I find

Deinosuchus: I AM THE MOST DANGEROUS OCEON CREATURE.

Xiphactinus: is there a problem here?

Deinosuchus: sorry sir heh heh. As you were

(Human falling in the water)

Deinosuchus: Hey look a morsel!

Xiphactinus: (Gone)

Deinosuchus: huh.

Xiphactinus: (Mauling human)

Deinosuchus: do I matter?

Colecanth: Stop calling me derpy.

Player: You are so derpy.

Colecanth: Mom!