Be prepared to lose a bird or seven
Wyvern
The Wyvern is a highly sought-after massive flying dragon that can overpower most creatures it faces. The deadly Wyvern, which is only tamable by stealing and raising as a baby, can be found in four varieities — Fire, Ice, Lightning, and Poison — each of which have distinct attacks.
Jokes and funny moments about the Wyvern from ARK players.
Real men punch this animal to make it unconscious
Make sure to carry bolas on you..... so you can bola your friends and run
Go get some eggs they said, it'll be fun they said...
Take naps and have a team don't plan anything and make sure you go to work DONT GET FIRED!!
Has anyone ever noticed that the three Wyvern colors are also the colors of the three Obilisks? (Poision green, Lightning blue, Fire red)
Wyvern can't be milked like a cow, that would be an udder disaster....
Me accidentally eating the egg instead of dropping it
*Finding out you can tame dragons*
"YEEEEESSSSSSS DRAGONS YEEEEEAAAAASSSSSSS"
Wiki: "You must go into its nest with a fast bird, steal an egg, run away from 50+ wyverns trying to kill you, go back, get a female wyvern, knock it out, get its milk to feed your…
*Finding out you can tame dragons*
"YEEEEESSSSSSS DRAGONS YEEEEEAAAAASSSSSSS"
Wiki: "You must go into its nest with a fast bird, steal an egg, run away from 50+ wyverns trying to kill you, go back, get a female wyvern, knock it out, get its milk to feed your baby wyvern, raise your baby wyvern for many real life days, never sleep, starve, make sure you got lots of milk, get arthritis, play non-stop, never see society again, boom you have yourself a wyvern."
"Fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....."
When your milking a wyvern but you realize it’s a male.
This should be the next syntac video.
So me and a buddy go to lead out drags on scar on ragnorak for egg.... He goes it thinking there's one wyvern. Comes out with thirteen on his tail. I've never heard a grown man scream so loud 😂
I once got a lvl 270 egg( 180 and a 90 lvl parents). I was overjoyed. I got 20 air conditioners and cleared all my schedules for 2 days to wait for it to hatch. The day of reckoning came, and I placed down the egg, ready for my glorious war mount to fight and conquer the eejit…
I once got a lvl 270 egg( 180 and a 90 lvl parents). I was overjoyed. I got 20 air conditioners and cleared all my schedules for 2 days to wait for it to hatch. The day of reckoning came, and I placed down the egg, ready for my glorious war mount to fight and conquer the eejit who scammed me of my ascendant rifle.
I accidentally ate the egg.
I had just eaten my chance to rule the server.
Now, as the alpha tribe leader, I have ruled the server and got my rifle back. I just told my barber( my server is civilised with currency and stuff) the story, and you know what he said?
Lol. He said lol. I whipped him to death.
When your getting wyvern milk get female poison wyverns because they have horrible aim when the spit there poison balls.
After you get the egg stay still and they wont see you.
Despite all of the mammals, Wyverns are apparently the only creatures that make milk. Does this also mean that Wyverns are the only non-human creature in the game with nipples?
When Scorched Earth came out, I made it my goal to tame a Wyvern. One day in my single player world, I saw a wyvern. I decided to do it. I armed myself with tranquilizers and knocked it out.
This was my first mistake.
Then after stuffing lots of prime into its…
When Scorched Earth came out, I made it my goal to tame a Wyvern. One day in my single player world, I saw a wyvern. I decided to do it. I armed myself with tranquilizers and knocked it out.
This was my first mistake.
Then after stuffing lots of prime into its inventory, It didn't eat anything. I shoved so much meat in, I forgot to feed it narcos...
It woke up without warning and killed me and my argy. I have since tamed one proper, but my friends keep on teasing me since I told them.
R.I.P the guy in the scorched earth ad who tried to steal a wyvern egg with a spear
Tropeognathus: guys I can explain.
Quetzal: you get a fully weaponised battle saddle? I only get platforms...
Tape: I just have a saddle with multiple seats that nobody uses!
Pters and argys: we just normal saddles what the hell man!
Wyverns: you guys are getting saddles?
#1 rule.......Don’t eat the eggs.
I hate these b1tches bro I’ve died at least twenty time