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ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the wyvern? Funny wyvern jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 3206 · Answer 1 · 2016-10-05T18:50:06+00:00

Be prepared to lose a bird or seven

score 2763 · Answer 2 · 2016-11-29T20:06:27+00:00

Real men punch this animal to make it unconscious

score 2282 · Answer 3 · 2017-03-19T03:16:01+00:00

Make sure to carry bolas on you..... so you can bola your friends and run

score 2132 · Answer 4 · 2017-05-09T18:13:01+00:00

Go get some eggs they said, it'll be fun they said...

score 1380 · Answer 5 · 2016-11-18T03:42:09+00:00

Take naps and have a team don't plan anything and make sure you go to work DONT GET FIRED!!

score 504 · Answer 6 · 2020-12-26T11:04:12+00:00

⬆️ This post if you pronounce it WHY-vern like any civilised ark survivor. ⬇️ This post if you are demon spawn and pronounce it WIH-vern

score 1118 · Answer 7 · 2017-07-31T13:55:05+00:00

Has anyone ever noticed that the three Wyvern colors are also the colors of the three Obilisks? (Poision green, Lightning blue, Fire red)

score 591 · Answer 8 · 2020-04-09T16:45:05+00:00

Me accidentally eating the egg instead of dropping it

score 1042 · Answer 9 · 2017-06-02T15:39:41+00:00

Wyvern can't be milked like a cow, that would be an udder disaster....

score 520 · Answer 10 · 2020-03-04T21:52:02+00:00

When your milking a wyvern but you realize it’s a male.

This should be the next syntac video.

score 770 · Answer 11 · 2017-07-27T11:38:15+00:00

I once got a lvl 270 egg( 180 and a 90 lvl parents). I was overjoyed. I got 20 air conditioners and cleared all my schedules for 2 days to wait for it to hatch. The day of reckoning came, and I placed down the egg, ready for my glorious war mount to fight and conquer the eejit who scammed me of my ascendant rifle.

I accidentally ate the egg.

I had just eaten my chance to rule the server.

Now, as the alpha tribe leader, I have ruled the server and got my rifle back. I just told my barber( my server is civilised with currency and stuff) the story, and you know what he said?

Lol. He said lol. I whipped him to death.

score 717 · Answer 12 · 2017-11-05T17:08:25+00:00

So me and a buddy go to lead out drags on scar on ragnorak for egg.... He goes it thinking there's one wyvern. Comes out with thirteen on his tail. I've never heard a grown man scream so loud 😂

score 6 · Answer 13 · 2023-08-22T03:24:39+00:00

POV: your running from one of these your tame runes out of stamina might as well just give

score 67 · Answer 14 · 2023-01-23T18:47:04+00:00

I’m leaving on a wyvern!!!

John Denver is awesome!!

Sadly he died. Over 5 ups and I will tell how!

score 693 · Answer 15 · 2016-10-06T22:17:28+00:00

When your getting wyvern milk get female poison wyverns because they have horrible aim when the spit there poison balls.

score 253 · Answer 16 · 2020-12-12T10:58:49+00:00

Tropeognathus: guys I can explain.

Quetzal: you get a fully weaponised battle saddle? I only get platforms...

Tape: I just have a saddle with multiple seats that nobody uses!

Pters and argys: we just normal saddles what the hell man!

Wyverns: you guys are getting saddles?

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2023-09-09T18:22:28+00:00

Me after Taco Bell super spicy burrito

score 542 · Answer 18 · 2017-08-09T04:13:29+00:00

After you get the egg stay still and they wont see you.

score 310 · Answer 19 · 2020-01-30T20:10:45+00:00

R.I.P the guy in the scorched earth ad who tried to steal a wyvern egg with a spear

score 286 · Answer 20 · 2020-04-02T01:44:29+00:00

#1 rule.......Don’t eat the eggs.