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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the wyvern? Funny wyvern jokes submitted by ARK players.
I once got a lvl 270 egg( 180 and a 90 lvl parents). I was overjoyed. I got 20 air conditioners and cleared all my schedules for 2 days to wait for it to hatch. The day of reckoning came, and I placed down the egg, ready for my glorious war mount to fight and conquer the eejit who scammed me of my ascendant rifle.
I accidentally ate the egg.
I had just eaten my chance to rule the server.
Now, as the alpha tribe leader, I have ruled the server and got my rifle back. I just told my barber( my server is civilised with currency and stuff) the story, and you know what he said?
Lol. He said lol. I whipped him to death.
When Scorched Earth came out, I made it my goal to tame a Wyvern. One day in my single player world, I saw a wyvern. I decided to do it. I armed myself with tranquilizers and knocked it out.
This was my first mistake.
Then after stuffing lots of prime into its inventory, It didn't eat anything. I shoved so much meat in, I forgot to feed it narcos...
It woke up without warning and killed me and my argy. I have since tamed one proper, but my friends keep on teasing me since I told them.