Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
When Scorched Earth came out, I made it my goal to tame a Wyvern. One day in my single player world, I saw a wyvern. I decided to do it. I armed myself with tranquilizers and knocked it out.
This was my first mistake.
Then after stuffing lots of prime into its inventory, It didn't eat anything. I shoved so much meat in, I forgot to feed it narcos...
It woke up without warning and killed me and my argy. I have since tamed one proper, but my friends keep on teasing me since I told them.
More Wyvern Funny Tips
When the ark in soaked in blood and tears,
The wyvernets will come.
When the war has lasted 20 years,
The wyvernets will come.
Find the tropical wyvern egg of deepest blue,
Wings of night shall come to you.
Largest egg in mountain high,
Will give to you wings of the sky.
For wings of forest, search through the mud,
For an egg the color of wyvern blood,
And hidden alone from the rival queens,
The blood wyvern egg awaits unseen.
Of tree queens who blister, blaze and burn,
Two shall die and one shall learn.
If she bows to a fate that is stronger and higher,
She will have the power of wings of fire.
Five eggs to hatch on the brightest night,
Five wyvern born to end the fight.
Darkness will rise to bring the light.
The wyvernets are coming...
Be prepared to lose a bird or seven
Real men punch this animal to make it unconscious
Make sure to carry bolas on you..... so you can bola your friends and run
Go get some eggs they said, it'll be fun they said...
Take naps and have a team don't plan anything and make sure you go to work DONT GET FIRED!!
Has anyone ever noticed that the three Wyvern colors are also the colors of the three Obilisks? (Poision green, Lightning blue, Fire red)
Wyvern can't be milked like a cow, that would be an udder disaster....
Me accidentally eating the egg instead of dropping it
When your milking a wyvern but you realize itβs a male.
This should be the next syntac video.