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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
When Scorched Earth came out, I made it my goal to tame a Wyvern. One day in…
When Scorched Earth came out, I made it my goal to tame a Wyvern. One day in my single player world, I saw a wyvern. I decided to do it. I armed myself with tranquilizers and knocked it out.
This was my first mistake.
Then after stuffing lots of prime into its inventory, It didn't eat anything. I shoved so much meat in, I forgot to feed it narcos...
It woke up without warning and killed me and my argy. I have since tamed one proper, but my friends keep on teasing me since I told them.
More Wyvern Funny Tips
*Finding out you can tame dragons*
"YEEEEESSSSSSS DRAGONS YEEEEEAAAAASSSSSSS"
Wiki: "You must go into its nest with a fast bird, steal an egg, run away from 50+ wyverns trying to kill you, go back, get a female wyvern, knock it out, get its milk to feed your baby wyvern, raise your baby wyvern for many real life days, never sleep, starve, make sure you got lots of milk, get arthritis, play non-stop, never see society again, boom you have yourself a wyvern."
"Fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....."