Real men punch this animal to make it unconscious

Make sure to carry bolas on you..... so you can bola your friends and run

Go get some eggs they said, it'll be fun they said...

Step 1: Yoink egg while not becoming corpse

Step 2: Grow the tiniest little thing you’ve ever seen

Step 3: Rain death and destruction upon your enemies from the back of your winged killing machine.

⬆️ This post if you pronounce it WHY-vern like any civilised ark survivor. ⬇️ This post if you are demon spawn and pronounce it WIH-vern

When your milking a wyvern but you realize it’s a male.

This should be the next syntac video.

I once got a lvl 270 egg( 180 and a 90 lvl parents). I was overjoyed. I got 20 air conditioners and cleared all my schedules for 2 days to wait for it to hatch. The day of reckoning came, and I placed down the egg, ready for my glorious war mount to fight and conquer the eejit who scammed me of my ascendant rifle.

I accidentally ate the egg.

I had just eaten my chance to rule the server.

Now, as the alpha tribe leader, I have ruled the server and got my rifle back. I just told my barber( my server is civilised with currency and stuff) the story, and you know what he said?

Lol. He said lol. I whipped him to death.

So me and a buddy go to lead out drags on scar on ragnorak for egg.... He goes it thinking there's one wyvern. Comes out with thirteen on his tail. I've never heard a grown man scream so loud 😂

Roses are red

Violets are blue

If you touch my egg IMMA COME FOR YOU

When your getting wyvern milk get female poison wyverns because they have horrible aim when the spit there poison balls.