Who else thinks that we should get milk from tamed female wyverns?

Be prepared to lose a bird or seven

Real men punch this animal to make it unconscious

⬆️ This post if you pronounce it WHY-vern like any civilised ark survivor. ⬇️ This post if you are demon spawn and pronounce it WIH-vern

Make sure to carry bolas on you..... so you can bola your friends and run

Go get some eggs they said, it'll be fun they said...

Me accidentally eating the egg instead of dropping it

When your milking a wyvern but you realize it’s a male.

This should be the next syntac video.

When your milking a wyvern but you realize it’s a male.

This should be the next syntac video.