Take naps and have a team don't plan anything and make sure you go to work DONT GET FIRED!!
Who else thinks that we should get milk from tamed female wyverns?
Be prepared to lose a bird or seven
Real men punch this animal to make it unconscious
Make sure to carry bolas on you..... so you can bola your friends and run
Player 1: Let's go get some eggs
Player 2: yeah it'll be fun...
Me: dodo eggs right?
Player 1: yeah sure...
(I died from a lightning)
Lesson:don't trust people
Go get some eggs they said, it'll be fun they said...
⬆️ This post if you pronounce it WHY-vern like any civilised ark survivor. ⬇️ This post if you are demon spawn and pronounce it WIH-vern
I accidentally ate the egg🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Me accidentally eating the egg instead of dropping it
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
