Be prepared to lose a bird or seven

Real men punch this animal to make it unconscious

Go get some eggs they said, it'll be fun they said...

Take naps and have a team don't plan anything and make sure you go to work DONT GET FIRED!!

Has anyone ever noticed that the three Wyvern colors are also the colors of the three Obilisks? (Poision green, Lightning blue, Fire red)

Wyvern can't be milked like a cow, that would be an udder disaster....

Me accidentally eating the egg instead of dropping it

When your milking a wyvern but you realize it’s a male.

This should be the next syntac video.

I once got a lvl 270 egg( 180 and a 90 lvl parents). I was overjoyed. I got 20 air conditioners and cleared all my schedules for 2 days to wait for it to hatch. The day of reckoning came, and I placed down the egg, ready for my glorious war mount to fight and conquer the eejit who scammed me of my ascendant rifle.

I accidentally ate the egg.

I had just eaten my chance to rule the server.

Now, as the alpha tribe leader, I have ruled the server and got my rifle back. I just told my barber( my server is civilised with currency and stuff) the story, and you know what he said?

Lol. He said lol. I whipped him to death.