I once got a lvl 270 egg( 180 and a 90 lvl parents). I was overjoyed. I got 20 air conditioners and cleared all my schedules for 2 days to wait for it to hatch. The day of reckoning came, and I placed down the egg, ready for my glorious war mount to fight and conquer the eejit who scammed me of my ascendant rifle.



I accidentally ate the egg.



I had just eaten my chance to rule the server.


Now, as the alpha tribe leader, I have ruled the server and got my rifle back. I just told my barber( my server is civilised with currency and stuff) the story, and you know what he said?




Lol. He said lol. I whipped him to death.