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I once got a lvl 270 egg( 180 and a 90 lvl parents). I was overjoyed. I got 20 air conditioners and cleared all my schedules for 2 days to wait for it to hatch. The day of reckoning came, and I placed down the egg, ready for my glorious war mount to fight and conquer the eejit who scammed me of my ascendant rifle.

I accidentally ate the egg.

I had just eaten my chance to rule the server.

Now, as the alpha tribe leader, I have ruled the server and got my rifle back. I just told my barber( my server is civilised with currency and stuff) the story, and you know what he said?

Lol. He said lol. I whipped him to death.

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