Wyvern can't be milked like a cow, that would be an udder disaster....
Who else thinks that we should get milk from tamed female wyverns?
Be prepared to lose a bird or seven
Real men punch this animal to make it unconscious
⬆️ This post if you pronounce it WHY-vern like any civilised ark survivor. ⬇️ This post if you are demon spawn and pronounce it WIH-vern
Make sure to carry bolas on you..... so you can bola your friends and run
Go get some eggs they said, it'll be fun they said...
NORBERT WHERE THE RUDDY HELL RE YOU
hagrid in ark when a lightning wyvern Norbert runs away
Take naps and have a team don't plan anything and make sure you go to work DONT GET FIRED!!
Me accidentally eating the egg instead of dropping it