How to tame.
Step 1: Name your survivor Hiccup and shoot one down with a chain bola.
Step 2: Feed fish, but not snakes
Step 3: Name it Toothless
Who else thinks that we should get milk from tamed female wyverns?
Be prepared to lose a bird or seven
⬆️ This post if you pronounce it WHY-vern like any civilised ark survivor. ⬇️ This post if you are demon spawn and pronounce it WIH-vern
Real men punch this animal to make it unconscious
Last night I ate my 180 lighting wyvern while trying to place it I cried it took me a week real time to get the egg
Make sure to carry bolas on you..... so you can bola your friends and run
Go get some eggs they said, it'll be fun they said...
Me accidentally eating the egg instead of dropping it
Take naps and have a team don't plan anything and make sure you go to work DONT GET FIRED!!