POV: when you see one of this “why do I hear boss music?”

Typing spindle in the search bar makes it show up

Scary 😱😱😱😱😱😱 see one run nothing can save you now

If a Dilophosaurus And a cactus had a baby and the baby made out with the sister then they would make all thhem

I was new to extinction so I was on my Ptera in the desert and i was told about dis thing so I decided to try and tame it as soon as I found one I saw an allo or Carno idk try to kill it so it went into turret mode and annihilated it after I checked the lvl on the spyglass and saw it was a lvl 15

I new I was screwed

Me: oh hey alpha dilo

Veno: 0.0 oh u made a mistake

Me: pulls out gun

Veno: oh well u brought a gun to gun fight, wait, ugh nvm

Me: whistles

Stomping in the distance

Veno: wait wut dat

Titanosaur walks out with platform war base saddle and tek armour

Veno: .0.

Titanosaur tail whips da boi outa exsistance

Me and my freind hached three mutated, little demons. Were going to be devil turet master.

Need me? I can help. ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The things the fbi use

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Wait what the hell happened to this dilo?

Mix a carno, a dilo, and a porcupine together and you get this. It even does a dance!

if you had a fivesome between an ankylo, a dilo, a raptor, a pachy, and a machine gun, this would be the result.

Loving the new raptor skin... name it Machine Gun Kelly

Real men fly down and tranq em

Velon musk created the mounted vesala

Me and my friend left our velons in the ocean a week later we were look for biotoxin and found them

Beastly

YA TAT TAT TAT TAT TAT TAT (heavy intensifies)

Everyone after getting this thing: Haha pointy quills go brrrrr

Anyway... ima add him to encyclopedia about ARK survival evolved