Me: Chilling out on my new snow owl.
Velonsaur: Hold my beer...

Thank you rainbow six siege for sponsoring this Dino

All the other kids with the pumped up armour, they better run, better run, outrun my velanosaur!

Porcupine on steroids.








porcupine:AHH SO ANGRY!!!!!!!

Velonosaur:*comes into existence*

Me: The turret is setup!
Noob: What took you so long?
Me: I didn't find the manual...

Guy and girls, let’s not forget it’s true name, SPINDLES

These should be used to guard Area 51.

When you shot with this thing please shout : LMG MOUNTED AND LOADED

If u have the saddle unlocked and r on a pvp server expect to see noobs with walking machine guns

Me: Alright Pinhead, your time is up...



Velonasaur: Who you callin' pinhead?

A dilo that’s been through h*ll and back.

A walking machine gun, have fun

The sound effect should be pewpewpew

Raptor + turret = Velonasaur . Honestly seems a TLC if the raptor.

What Happens If You Get a Raptor and a Cactus To Make Out... They Create a Breathing Raptor That Can Shoot out Cactus Shards.

So a raptor and a thorny dragon got really drunk one time and the baby was born with dilo frills

They’re freaking living assault rifles!

Ark and it's raptor related creatures...

So low levels now have assault rifles! Living assault rifles as a matter of fact! :D

me:walks on enemy base all velonosaurs in the area:ENEMY SPOTTED!!!!!!!!!!