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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the velonasaur? Funny velonasaur jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 185 · Answer 1 · 2018-11-12T15:34:23+00:00

When you shot with this thing please shout : LMG MOUNTED AND LOADED

score 10 · Answer 2 · 2020-02-16T07:04:53+00:00

These should be used to guard Area 51.

score 14 · Answer 3 · 2020-02-01T00:32:06+00:00

A dilo that’s been through h*ll and back.

score 144 · Answer 4 · 2018-11-14T04:03:05+00:00

Me: Alright Pinhead, your time is up...

Velonasaur: Who you callin' pinhead?

score 122 · Answer 5 · 2018-11-05T15:27:45+00:00

A walking machine gun, have fun

score 107 · Answer 6 · 2018-10-30T22:49:18+00:00

Raptor + turret = Velonasaur . Honestly seems a TLC if the raptor.

score 103 · Answer 7 · 2018-11-14T23:08:30+00:00

The sound effect should be pewpewpew

score 91 · Answer 8 · 2018-11-16T22:42:04+00:00

So a raptor and a thorny dragon got really drunk one time and the baby was born with dilo frills

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2020-03-12T00:30:46+00:00

me:walks on enemy base all velonosaurs in the area:ENEMY SPOTTED!!!!!!!!!!

score 80 · Answer 10 · 2018-11-04T15:11:45+00:00

They’re freaking living assault rifles!

score 70 · Answer 11 · 2018-10-31T10:49:56+00:00

Ark and it's raptor related creatures...

score 67 · Answer 12 · 2018-11-02T19:02:31+00:00

So low levels now have assault rifles! Living assault rifles as a matter of fact! :D

score 4 · Answer 13 · 2020-02-11T20:45:30+00:00

The dilos incredibly spiky dad

score 38 · Answer 14 · 2018-11-26T00:39:57+00:00

Imagine stepping on a lego now imagine stepping on this

score 4 · Answer 15 · 2020-01-14T22:48:12+00:00

Velonos are basically alpha dilos

score 35 · Answer 16 · 2018-11-25T03:45:31+00:00

One needle killed me. It was shooting an Allo.

ONE. NEEDLE.

score 23 · Answer 17 · 2019-02-14T11:21:29+00:00

Velonasaur: my mum was a raptor and my dad was a very brave dilo

score 28 · Answer 18 · 2018-11-11T11:21:43+00:00

So this is how the Turret Quetzel is coming back

score 27 · Answer 19 · 2018-11-20T02:07:04+00:00

I will simply knock it out from a rock at a distance, IT CAN SHOOT?!?!!

score 22 · Answer 20 · 2018-11-21T04:35:34+00:00

Where taser face got his name from