You can actually see the velanosaur by typing "Spindeles" in the dododex seacrher lol, try it!

If the gasbag is the magic school bus, this is Liz on steroids

Just me, or does he remind you of junkrat?

How the velonasuar came to be

Scientist 1: Have you ever thought about a living assault rifle?
Scientist 2:No
Scientist 1:Well lets make one!
2: mm ok
1: get a dilo
2: got it
1:make it 10x bigger
2:done
1:make it have spikes of poison shoot from its frills!
2:ok?
1:creat it with infinite stamina
2:created
1:trian it to run freaky fast!
2: has been trained

The third one walks in-
3:what is that!?
1: my walking and breathing assault rifle!
3:lets call it a velonasuar
2: Great idea

The things the fbi use

Me: alright going to sleep now! Velonosaur: YOUR NEVA GONNA SLEEP CAUSE OF MEE

Me: Chilling out on my new snow owl.
Velonsaur: Hold my beer...

Not that it is necessary due to range, but if you use a spyglass while on these guys it functions like a scope while in turret mode.

People who raid my base . Dark souls boss music starts boss health bar appears velonasuar slayer of noobs the spiked one.

These should be used to guard Area 51.

WARNING walking mini Gun on toe loose

Dont hunt this with melee tame a crossbow with flaming arrows and SHOOT HER ( or him )

DNA splicing went too far in jurassic world

When you shot with this thing please shout : LMG MOUNTED AND LOADED

Thank you rainbow six siege for sponsoring this Dino

All the other kids with the pumped up armour, they better run, better run, outrun my velanosaur!

Me: Alright Pinhead, your time is up...



Velonasaur: Who you callin' pinhead?

SomeSubnauticaRipOffHikerMan50000

A walking machine gun, have fun

Porcupine on steroids.








porcupine:AHH SO ANGRY!!!!!!!

Velonosaur:*comes into existence*

When you have a minigun and then ark hears about it they say MAKE A FRIGGIN MINIGUN DINOSAUR THAT SHOOTS SPIKES