When you shot with this thing please shout : LMG MOUNTED AND LOADED

Me: Alright Pinhead, your time is up...



Velonasaur: Who you callin' pinhead?

Velonos are basically alpha dilos

A walking machine gun, have fun

Raptor + turret = Velonasaur . Honestly seems a TLC if the raptor.

The sound effect should be pewpewpew

So a raptor and a thorny dragon got really drunk one time and the baby was born with dilo frills

They’re freaking living assault rifles!

Ark and it's raptor related creatures...

So low levels now have assault rifles! Living assault rifles as a matter of fact! :D

Imagine stepping on a lego now imagine stepping on this

One needle killed me. It was shooting an Allo.

ONE. NEEDLE.

Velonasaur: my mum was a raptor and my dad was a very brave dilo

So this is how the Turret Quetzel is coming back

I will simply knock it out from a rock at a distance, IT CAN SHOOT?!?!!

Where taser face got his name from

a raptoe thony dragn and dilo got really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really drunk one time and ask your parents how babies are made to here the rest of the story

If a thorny dragon was done with your shit

I'm from the future and I've replaced all my heavy turrents with these bad boys and they do 4x the damage of a heavy turrent

You ain’t got the nerve.


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