What are some funny jokes or stories about the velonasaur? Funny velonasaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
How the velonasuar came to be
Scientist 1: Have you ever thought about a living assault rifle?
Scientist 1:Well lets make one!
2: mm ok
1: get a dilo
2: got it
1:make it 10x bigger
1:make it have spikes of poison shoot from its frills!
1:creat it with infinite stamina
1:trian it to run freaky fast!
2: has been trained
The third one walks in-
3:what is that!?
1: my walking and breathing assault rifle!
3:lets call it a velonasuar
2: Great idea
When you shot with this thing please shout : LMG MOUNTED AND LOADED
Me: Alright Pinhead, your time is up...
Velonasaur: Who you callin' pinhead?
These should be used to guard Area 51.
Raptor had sex with cactus. That's all for today.
No need to be scared just astrids deadly nadder with no wings
A walking machine gun, have fun
Me: Chilling out on my new snow owl.
Velonsaur: Hold my beer...
This ting go SKRRRRRATT PA PA PA PA
The sound effect should be pewpewpew
Raptor + turret = Velonasaur . Honestly seems a TLC if the raptor.
So a raptor and a thorny dragon got really drunk one time and the baby was born with dilo frills
They’re freaking living assault rifles!
All the other kids with the pumped up armour, they better run, better run, outrun my velanosaur!
Fun idea: have a karkinos pick this bad boy up, have it set to turret mode and you can have your giant spider crab with a living gun.
Thank you rainbow six siege for sponsoring this Dino
Ark and it's raptor related creatures...
So low levels now have assault rifles! Living assault rifles as a matter of fact! :D
People who raid my base . Dark souls boss music starts boss health bar appears velonasuar slayer of noobs the spiked one.