Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the velonasaur? Funny velonasaur jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 365 · Answer 1 · 2018-11-12T15:34:23+00:00

When you shot with this thing please shout : LMG MOUNTED AND LOADED

score 43 · Answer 2 · 2020-11-18T18:41:33+00:00

Fun idea: have a karkinos pick this bad boy up, have it set to turret mode and you can have your giant spider crab with a living gun.

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2023-04-30T19:31:55+00:00

Noob: is that a dilophosaur? Velonosaur: stay back. (Noob being Noob and stabs velonosaur). velonosaur: you think you can stab ME?!?? (Noob was killed by velonosaur level 150.

score 4 · Answer 4 · 2022-12-24T09:52:40+00:00

Me: Mom I want turret

Mom: We have turret at home

Turret at home:

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2023-04-15T01:11:45+00:00

Anky and reaper were good friends till they got drunk that one night……

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2023-04-14T01:09:54+00:00

Ready aim FIRE

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2023-04-12T19:22:42+00:00

I wasn't thinking this guy could reach ME ans not my tame so a velonasaur level 107 killed me i was so scared about my otter but when i come back later my otter killed it and he was attacking a magmasaur , i wasn't thinking my otter was that strong 😂

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2023-04-11T00:43:02+00:00

Bennett sucks🤪🤪🤪😯😯😯😉💀🦍😡😡😉

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2023-03-26T18:54:37+00:00

Dino mini gun nothing more nothing less

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2023-03-20T18:41:46+00:00

Is it just me, or could this creature be in the next Jurassic World movie?

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2023-03-07T22:57:37+00:00

The raptor and the forest titan were more then friends…😏

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2023-03-07T03:55:14+00:00

Me riding my owl: it’s a magical pony flying through the sky on a magical tue-

Velonsaurs: shoot it down…

score 19 · Answer 13 · 2018-11-08T17:02:50+00:00

If a thorny dragon was done with your shit

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2023-02-16T17:44:20+00:00

The forest spirit and the raptor were more then friends…😳

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2023-01-18T23:27:31+00:00

This dilo got too drunk with a thorny dragon on a saturday night ;)

score 4 · Answer 16 · 2021-07-09T10:19:18+00:00

Who thought it was a good idea to make this? This is a great Dino 10/10 would recommend taming

score 8 · Answer 17 · 2019-11-01T03:41:11+00:00

a raptoe thony dragn and dilo got really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really drunk one time and ask your parents how babies are made to here the rest of the story

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2022-12-22T16:32:12+00:00

Dilo injected on liquid element

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2022-12-17T21:04:55+00:00

I ges stranger things made a off brand Demogorgon

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2022-12-06T20:27:19+00:00

No one seems to notice... It's just a Venusaur on two legs!