Children: it’s a huge nerf gun

Parents:what is that

Children: it is a nuff gun see

Velonasaur:shoots parents

Children: o no

Velonsaaur:eats parents

Children:phew

The end

How the velonasuar came to be

Scientist 1: Have you ever thought about a living assault rifle?

Scientist 2:No

Scientist 1:Well lets make one!

2: mm ok

1: get a dilo

2: got it

1:make it 10x bigger

2:done

1:make it have spikes of poison shoot from its frills!

2:ok?

1:creat it with infinite stamina

2:created

1:trian it to run freaky fast!

2: has been trained

The third one walks in-

3:what is that!?

1: my walking and breathing assault rifle!

3:lets call it a velonasuar

2: Great idea

One day at the ark developers table.

Dev 1: we need a new creature.

Dev 2: something real?

Dev 1: no, something... like a hybrid.

Dev 3: ooh ooh. Let's call Dr: wu.

Dev 1: from that jurrasic movie?

Dev 3: yeah!

Dr: wu: i believe that all my creations are beautiful in how they're created. So this dino should be something beautiful, but dangerous.

Dev 2: what are you proposing?

Dr: wu: we mix a dilo with machine gun, and why not give it some poisonous genes. And just for the sake of it, we add raptor genes.

Dev 1, 2, and 3: genius!

Bum bum bum!!!! 🎵🎵🎵

When you shot with this thing please shout : LMG MOUNTED AND LOADED

Me: Alright Pinhead, your time is up...

Velonasaur: Who you callin' pinhead?

These should be used to guard Area 51.

A walking machine gun, have fun

Me: Chilling out on my new snow owl.

Velonsaur: Hold my beer...

The sound effect should be pewpewpew

Raptor + turret = Velonasaur . Honestly seems a TLC if the raptor.

So a raptor and a thorny dragon got really drunk one time and the baby was born with dilo frills

No need to be scared just astrids deadly nadder with no wings

They’re freaking living assault rifles!

All the other kids with the pumped up armour, they better run, better run, outrun my velanosaur!

V E L O N A S A U R: THE LIVING MINI GUN, DESTROYER OF PLAYERS, AND THE COOLER DILO

Who gave my dilophosaurus nuclear waste and element dust again?

Ark and it's raptor related creatures...

So low levels now have assault rifles! Living assault rifles as a matter of fact! :D

Dr.Wu: let’s make the indominus rex. Simon masrani: ok. Wu:take a dilo. Simon:uhhuh. Wu:give them a mini gun,drive with and monster truck over them then they are smushed and put them in the freezer. Simon:WHAT. Jurassic world 3:The living mini gun.coming:NEVER ONLY IF YOU PLAY ARK

Fun idea: have a karkinos pick this bad boy up, have it set to turret mode and you can have your giant spider crab with a living gun.