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What are some funny jokes or stories about the velonasaur? Funny velonasaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
Looks that that raijin from pacific rim
How the velonasuar came to be
Scientist 1: Have you ever thought about a living assault rifle?
Scientist 2:No
Scientist 1:Well lets make one!
2: mm ok
1: get a dilo
2: got it
1:make it 10x bigger
2:done
1:make it have spikes of poison shoot from its frills!
2:ok?
1:creat it with infinite stamina
2:created
1:trian it to run freaky fast!
2: has been trained
The third one walks in-
3:what is that!?
1: my walking and breathing assault rifle!
3:lets call it a velonasuar
2: Great idea
Scientist 1: Have you ever thought about a living assault rifle?
Scientist 2:No
Scientist 1:Well lets make one!
2: mm ok
1: get a dilo
2: got it
1:make it 10x bigger
2:done
1:make it have spikes of poison shoot from its frills!
2:ok?
1:creat it with infinite stamina
2:created
1:trian it to run freaky fast!
2: has been trained
The third one walks in-
3:what is that!?
1: my walking and breathing assault rifle!
3:lets call it a velonasuar
2: Great idea
Raptor had sex with cactus. That's all for today.
When you shot with this thing please shout : LMG MOUNTED AND LOADED
Fun idea: have a karkinos pick this bad boy up, have it set to turret mode and you can have your giant spider crab with a living gun.
These should be used to guard Area 51.
So my friend took my Griffin (Skyclaw) from her stable and I legit RAGED. I got onto my fire wyvern (inferno) and pointed his flame at my friend's velo. He immediately brought my griff back to base but I still killed his velo named mini oof. The funny part is that's the noise it made when it died π€£
Me: Alright Pinhead, your time is up...
Velonasaur: Who you callin' pinhead?
Velonasaur: Who you callin' pinhead?
Me: Chilling out on my new snow owl.
Velonsaur: Hold my beer...
Velonsaur: Hold my beer...
If a Dilophosaurus And a cactus had a baby and the baby made out with the sister then they would make all thhem
A walking machine gun, have fun
If the gasbag is the magic school bus, this is Liz on steroids
How the velonosaur was made:
A dilophosaur decided to go into the desert and rubbed against a cactus. Then it decided to get machine guns on its fins(I donβt know what they are called) and became a walking machine gun. Repeat that around a hundred times and then you get a velonosaur
A dilophosaur decided to go into the desert and rubbed against a cactus. Then it decided to get machine guns on its fins(I donβt know what they are called) and became a walking machine gun. Repeat that around a hundred times and then you get a velonosaur
It's ultimate power in numbers making everyone crash.
The sound effect should be pewpewpew
All the other kids with the pumped up armour, they better run, better run, outrun my velanosaur!
Raptor + turret = Velonasaur . Honestly seems a TLC if the raptor.
Thank you rainbow six siege for sponsoring this Dino
So a raptor and a thorny dragon got really drunk one time and the baby was born with dilo frills
People who raid my base . Dark souls boss music starts boss health bar appears velonasuar slayer of noobs the spiked one.