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What are some funny jokes or stories about the velonasaur? Funny velonasaur jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 2 · Answer 1 · 2021-03-07T11:52:54+00:00

Ok

But y tho

HERES YOUR EXTRA WORDS

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2021-02-24T14:25:25+00:00

LIZ WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!

A helpful tip must include more words

score 3 · Answer 3 · 2019-06-08T04:59:28+00:00

A female raptor and a male dilo and thorny dragon where up late last night...

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2022-09-17T00:05:52+00:00

I saw it and it shot my argy down to the ground rip

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2020-10-04T21:44:31+00:00

Me see one of these also me I don’t fell so good mr stark

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2020-09-28T03:51:46+00:00

So anyways i starter blasting

Bam bam

score 3 · Answer 7 · 2018-11-13T22:02:07+00:00

Ark extinction you wanna go there kid(consoles) wont last a minute aganist them we didn't ( pc)

score 3 · Answer 8 · 2018-11-02T15:51:33+00:00

Ermegherd Ferking walking terretttttt lol its a walking turret guys calm the fuck down we know we're hyped af on how cool it looks but if I must say something about it.......... DAMN NATURE YOU SCARY

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2019-12-22T02:28:31+00:00

Pewpewpewpewpewpewpewpewpew A HeLpfUl Tip needs words

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2019-11-23T10:48:43+00:00

Th summon a level 1b and have fun SLAUGHTERING EVERYTHING

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2019-10-24T01:04:11+00:00

The new terminater sorry arnie I'll be back

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2019-10-06T18:48:33+00:00

Have fun with your living lmg turret.

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2019-09-05T01:47:29+00:00

When thorny dragon and a dilo breed and raise it like a machine gun

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2021-07-20T20:57:41+00:00

death machine powerup from cod lmao

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2019-08-17T18:51:24+00:00

Level 50 gasbag rider wow I never knew they had thorn bushhhhhhhhssssss

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2021-07-07T14:11:52+00:00

these guys haunt my dreams forever

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2021-07-02T17:35:43+00:00

,,My way to tame a Velonasaurus"

1. Get a Pteranodon and land near it.

2. Make it angry.

3. Reminded that it's a walking minigun.

4. Placed bed and tryed to rush it.

5. Go die.

6. Respawn.

7. I don't find him again.

8. Search another and make him with 4 arrows torpor.

9. Waiting...

10. Tamed it.

11. ...how i get him to my base now?

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2021-06-03T14:04:47+00:00

Weirdly if you search up spindles it pops up this guy

my first velonosaur will be named SPINDLES!!!!!!!!

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2021-05-21T15:26:43+00:00

Practically a living autoturret

FireStarter435

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2021-04-18T20:33:05+00:00

Yo,if chary will post an angry rator in his vid

you should be ppr! $_$