Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
I was new to extinction so I was on my Ptera in the desert and i was told about dis thing so I decided to try and tame it as soon as I found one I saw an allo or Carno idk try to kill it so it went into turret mode and annihilated it after I checked the lvl on the spyglass and saw it was a lvl 15
I new I was screwed
More Velonasaur Funny Tips
How the velonasuar came to be
Scientist 1: Have you ever thought about a living assault rifle?
Scientist 2:No
Scientist 1:Well lets make one!
2: mm ok
1: get a dilo
2: got it
1:make it 10x bigger
2:done
1:make it have spikes of poison shoot from its frills!
2:ok?
1:creat it with infinite stamina
2:created
1:trian it to run freaky fast!
2: has been trained
The third one walks in-
3:what is that!?
1: my walking and breathing assault rifle!
3:lets call it a velonasuar
2: Great idea
When you shot with this thing please shout : LMG MOUNTED AND LOADED
Me: Alright Pinhead, your time is up...
Velonasaur: Who you callin' pinhead?
It's basically Nature's mini gunπ€ͺππ€£
Real men punch them out.
SMART men circle them and konk βem out with tranqs.
These should be used to guard Area 51.
A walking machine gun, have fun
Me: Chilling out on my new snow owl.
Velonsaur: Hold my beer...
The sound effect should be pewpewpew
Wildcard: dev letβs make a new Dino
Dev: ok
Wildcard: but no hybrids this time
Dev: GREAT IDEA
Wildcard: sighs*
Dev: letβs make it a raptor
Wildcard: okβ¦
Dev: that is mixed with a dilophosaur
Wildcard: okβ¦..
Dev: and it shoots darts out of the neck
Wildcard: what have you done dev
Ark player: a new Di- dies from lvl 50 velonasaur*