How the velonasuar came to be
Scientist 1: Have you ever thought about a living assault rifle?
Scientist 1:Well lets make one!
2: mm ok
1: get a dilo
2: got it
1:make it 10x bigger
1:make it have spikes of poison shoot from its frills!
1:creat it with infinite stamina
1:trian it to run freaky fast!
2: has been trained
The third one walks in-
3:what is that!?
1: my walking and breathing assault rifle!
3:lets call it a velonasuar
2: Great idea
When you shot with this thing please shout : LMG MOUNTED AND LOADED
Me: Alright Pinhead, your time is up...
Velonasaur: Who you callin' pinhead?
These should be used to guard Area 51.
No need to be scared just astrids deadly nadder with no wings
Raptor had sex with cactus. That's all for today.
A walking machine gun, have fun
Me: Chilling out on my new snow owl.
Velonsaur: Hold my beer...
This ting go SKRRRRRATT PA PA PA PA