Me: The turret is setup!

Noob: What took you so long?

Me: I didn't find the manual...

V E L O N A S A U R: THE LIVING MINI GUN, DESTROYER OF PLAYERS, AND THE COOLER DILO

Where taser face got his name from

100 likes and I’ll like every comment on every Dino

Help.

Ripasaurus

*turns on tv* Hello my names Nigel marven, (Totally not a BBC reference) and I’m here documenting a beast live on the planes of South Africa. The Velonasuar a majestic beast that’s a cross between Raptors, Thorny Dragons, and Dilophisaurs. It is essentially a living breathing machine gun that shoots quills Quite similar to porcupines. They normally prey and Brontosaurus, T. Rex, Gigantosaurus, and even The behemoths that are Titanosauruses. Of course with such a powerful force there’s only one animal that can hunt it as prey the dod- oh shoot he’s spotted us run for your lives *insert ww1 battlefield sounds* cut the camera! *horrifying screams in background*

Imagine a Tek saddle for this bad boy

Me riding my owl: it’s a magical pony flying through the sky on a magical tue-

Velonsaurs: shoot it down…

Spiky boi go brrrrrrrrrrr

America’s #1 tame

ITS A FRICKING MINIGUN!

AS A DINO!

Dr.Wu: let’s make the indominus rex. Simon masrani: ok. Wu:take a dilo. Simon:uhhuh. Wu:give them a mini gun,drive with and monster truck over them then they are smushed and put them in the freezer. Simon:WHAT. Jurassic world 3:The living mini gun.coming:NEVER ONLY IF YOU PLAY ARK

If u have the saddle unlocked and r on a pvp server expect to see noobs with walking machine guns

Who gave my dilophosaurus nuclear waste and element dust again?

Imagine flying on ur rg and u suddenly start getting ratatated out of the sky by 2 mate boosted lvl 150s

Wouldn’t be me 😂

*sobs*

This looks like the Christmas version of a dilo😂

Children: it’s a huge nerf gun

Parents:what is that

Children: it is a nuff gun see

Velonasaur:shoots parents

Children: o no

Velonsaaur:eats parents

Children:phew

The end

What Happens If You Get a Raptor and a Cactus To Make Out... They Create a Breathing Raptor That Can Shoot out Cactus Shards.

*Minigun noises*

Dodo rex: I will take this riffle velonasaur:wattt im Not a gun

Wildcard: dev let’s make a new Dino

Dev: ok

Wildcard: but no hybrids this time

Dev: GREAT IDEA

Wildcard: sighs*

Dev: let’s make it a raptor

Wildcard: ok…

Dev: that is mixed with a dilophosaur

Wildcard: ok…..

Dev: and it shoots darts out of the neck

Wildcard: what have you done dev

Ark player: a new Di- dies from lvl 50 velonasaur*

Roses are red violets are blue this thing is ugly ima kill you