Scientist 1: Have you ever thought about a living assault rifle?
Scientist 1:Well lets make one!
2: mm ok
1: get a dilo
2: got it
1:make it 10x bigger
1:make it have spikes of poison shoot from its frills!
1:creat it with infinite stamina
1:trian it to run freaky fast!
2: has been trained
The third one walks in-
3:what is that!?
1: my walking and breathing assault rifle!
3:lets call it a velonasuar
2: Great idea