Wildcard: dev let’s make a new Dino

Dev: ok

Wildcard: but no hybrids this time

Dev: GREAT IDEA

Wildcard: sighs*

Dev: let’s make it a raptor

Wildcard: ok…

Dev: that is mixed with a dilophosaur

Wildcard: ok…..

Dev: and it shoots darts out of the neck

Wildcard: what have you done dev

Ark player: a new Di- dies from lvl 50 velonasaur*

Children: it’s a huge nerf gun

Parents:what is that

Children: it is a nuff gun see

Velonasaur:shoots parents

Children: o no

Velonsaaur:eats parents

Children:phew

The end

What Happens If You Get a Raptor and a Cactus To Make Out... They Create a Breathing Raptor That Can Shoot out Cactus Shards.

Peeps in extinction: who need turrets when you have semiautomatic rifles aka a porcupines dinosaur

Tropo in air this on ground *ride of Valkyries playing* BRRRRRRRRRRRR DONT GIVE UP BOIS!!!!!!!!!!! PEWPEW

Roses are red violets are blue this thing is ugly ima kill you

Me having a good time on my 145 ptera on extinction I fly low to the ground and do you know what happened it blasted me outta the air HE CAN HIT HIS SHOTS ⬆️ this so people don’t die

Me: alright going to sleep now! Velonosaur: YOUR NEVA GONNA SLEEP CAUSE OF MEE

Write spindles in search and it will show up a velonasaur lol

Sponsored by lord tachanka himself.

Oh, a survivor! Btdtdtdtdtdtdtdtdtdtdtdtdtdtdtdtd!

If you search for “Spindles” this Dino shows up

“There, right there, that’s a Velonasaur. Can shoot spikes like crazy and can kill you in seconds. Imma go and touch it!”

(For maximum effect of laughter, have a friend read this in an Australian accent)

This guy should give crossbow torpor

CHANGE MY MIND

Why do we need a Shiny Tree Velociraptor?

If a thorny dragon was done with your shit

Velonos are basically alpha dilos

I'm from the future and I've replaced all my heavy turrents with these bad boys and they do 4x the damage of a heavy turrent

me:walks on enemy base all velonosaurs in the area:ENEMY SPOTTED!!!!!!!!!!

I tamed one and im in love w/ these. they’re so cool