Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
*turns on tv* Hello my names Nigel marven, (Totally not a BBC reference) and I’m here documenting a beast live on the planes of South Africa. The Velonasuar a majestic beast that’s a cross between Raptors, Thorny Dragons, and Dilophisaurs. It is essentially a living breathing machine gun that shoots quills Quite similar to porcupines. They normally prey and Brontosaurus, T. Rex, Gigantosaurus, and even The behemoths that are Titanosauruses. Of course with such a powerful force there’s only one animal that can hunt it as prey the dod- oh shoot he’s spotted us run for your lives *insert ww1 battlefield sounds* cut the camera! *horrifying screams in background*
More Velonasaur Funny Tips
How the velonasuar came to be
Scientist 1: Have you ever thought about a living assault rifle?
Scientist 2:No
Scientist 1:Well lets make one!
2: mm ok
1: get a dilo
2: got it
1:make it 10x bigger
2:done
1:make it have spikes of poison shoot from its frills!
2:ok?
1:creat it with infinite stamina
2:created
1:trian it to run freaky fast!
2: has been trained
The third one walks in-
3:what is that!?
1: my walking and breathing assault rifle!
3:lets call it a velonasuar
2: Great idea
Wildcard: dev let’s make a new Dino
Dev: ok
Wildcard: but no hybrids this time
Dev: GREAT IDEA
Wildcard: sighs*
Dev: let’s make it a raptor
Wildcard: ok…
Dev: that is mixed with a dilophosaur
Wildcard: ok…..
Dev: and it shoots darts out of the neck
Wildcard: what have you done dev
Ark player: a new Di- dies from lvl 50 velonasaur*