I bet you will get married and have/adopt a kid before you find one.

Hug him snuggles until u become his lunch

Okay, listen very closely: I only have ark mobile. Probably just shoot it with a slingshot. Yeah, that sounds right.....

Make sure to get your Tuso a Megaladon as a toy! Ooh they love those, just dont let it destroy the Megaladons innards! Just watch it get knocked out from the toxin...

Why all the people saying run, you better SWIM

BEHOLD! The Kraken is real! Make shure you don't sail your boat too far out sea. Or it might take your boat for food...

Step one: make old pirate ship.

Two: Tame a squid

Three: Name it kraken

Four: Name ship Flying Dutchman

BOOM! Your Davy Jones 🏴‍☠️

I’s gonna find a giant squid do da, do da, hope and pray I don’t get bit, oh de do da day! Oh, tusotuthis! It has gone and hid! You can look in every cranny and nook and ya won’t find this dumb squid!

How TF is this “non-violent”. It’s VERY VIOLENT.

Me: I’ma go tame up a tuso

Me: *searches everywhere but passed by a tuso, hiding behind the rocks*

The tuso: bruh

I was trying to tame with my leuploradon 5en when it grabbed me on it I went outside the world border!

Octopus + demon

=

This

I found the unicorn and all three titanosaurs, but have never seen one of these after searching for hours

Forcetame one, paint it blue, name it squidward, and watch as your friends get killed by squidward.

Where’s Moby Dick when you need him?

Well that’s not Patrick that’s Squidward

Please, what steroids has squidward been taking, I would like to know.

Someone tried stealing my black pearls so I violated them with a squid

When I was on a server with my friend we used tusos to destroy a player on a wooden raft, I felt like Davy jones