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Jokes and funny moments about the Tusoteuthis from ARK players.

Dev1: Let’s make a squid!

Dev2: You mean like, a harmless ocean creature?

Dev1: No, silly! A kraken!

Dev2: Not as bad as everything else you’ve made so far.

Dev1: Don’t get so optimistic. Give it an inescapable attack range.

Dev2: I feel like I’m gonna regret…

If you tame one, I suggest making a ZOO where other players can look at animals you tamed and they need to give you resources to enter and look at stuff,SAFELY.(ark please make glass and armored glass)

It eats black pearl’s for breakfast and humans for lunch and dinner, after dinner, he uses a whole eel as a tooth brush then lays down in the sand and sleeps… next thing you know, a tamed spino comes to play!

Want to hear a cringy joke?

Yes?

OK so the kraken ate a ship called the black pearl. See the Easter egg?

I bet ur kraken up rn.

:)

Me just swimming in the ocean and then i see this…thing like. HelL nAaAAa

In crystal isle there more common in the land then in the sea, all hail the reverse kraken

Heck naww it's swimmin towards ME YEAH NOPE IM RUNNING MACH 10 I DONT WANT LONG LIMBDES KRECKENTUS THE III TRYING TO MURDER NE

If you find one that is close to the surface and is stopped on a rock, just wake up, it's a dream...

You have a better chance of getting a girlfriend instead of finding this guy ;-;

Me: ah yes, time to find a tuso :D

*5 years later…*

Me: ok..I can find a tuso..

*5 more years later..*

Me: WHERE IS THE TUSO-

Alpha mosa: hi :D

Me: ….FRI-

Under da sea... Under da sea! Is that a squid there? Bet I can fight it! Under da sea!

Let’s be honest who really sees a Tusoteuthis and thinks to themselves I’m going to leave it here then go home get some Tusotheuthis food and come back to tame it.

Spoiler alert it’s gone.

So u have to beat the ever loving crap out of a dodo and shove berry down its gullet, but you want me hand feed a squid while it’s beating my basilo.