What are some funny jokes or stories about the tusoteuthis? Funny tusoteuthis jokes submitted by ARK players.
If your with a tribe member kock out your tribe mate take his flippers and run
I will kill whoever stole my 1200 black pearls I saved for squids??????????????
It's been to fucking long I've been sitting here watching this tame. Day78 I forgot what the surface looks like, I have arthritis and high blood pressure
Me: I’ma go tame up a tuso
Me: *searches everywhere but passed by a tuso, hiding behind the rocks*
The tuso: bruh
This thing just KRACKENS me up.
Yeah ok I'll go
Jack sparrow had a ship called the black pearl that the kraken ate HMMMMMMMMMMMMM
“Does not want to be tamed right now” me: they can choose??
Tame one so you can officially open your very own hentai torture room.
Me: yes!! I finally tamed that max level Mosasaurus!!!! Imma kill that alpha tusoteuthis!
Max level alpha tusoteuthis that just spawned next to me:hold my beer
Normal squids: ink wind scared tusk:If I go down you’re going down with me
They like black balls in their mouths.. that's all I'm gonna say.
This thing is kinda gay ngl 👍👍👍
I've seen enough hentai to see what he can do
Me: trying to tame one
Giant squid: doesn’t want to be tamed right now
Me: what do you mean it doesn’t want to be tamed right now
Giant squid: sprays ink
Me: finding out I have to to let it grab my tame
Giant squid: … doesn’t grab my Dino
Me: “spams attack’’
Giant squid: “(spams spray in on me)’’
Me: (rages so hard)
My brother: (laughing so hard)
Me: (rages to hard)
This squid is pretty moist, shove your black pearls down its throat so you can violate anything in the ocean
Ummm did anyone get that it’s a kraken from pirates of the Caribbean and it eats black pearls and JACK SPARROW HAD THE SHIP CALLED THE BLACK PEARL THAT THE KRACKEN ATE!?!?!?
Wow, ark. A giant squid with claws. Nice.
Give it a gun, while youre at it.
If you guys didn't know, if you search in squid it comes up with the tuso 👍👍
The first Tuso I ever saw was an Alpha. Needless to say, me and my Icthy got slaughtered within five seconds. RIP Flippers.
One of them killed my mosa named Ricky...
then i killed him
he was so young...