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Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the tusoteuthis? Funny tusoteuthis jokes submitted by ARK players.
Ok so I want to tame one. I have an Allie tribe. The leader loves fishing and pirates. He begs me to tame him a pod of dolphins. Anyways I convince him to change his name to Jack Sparrow. He was Black Beard. Then I say to him, “Build a raft and get your tribe to look like pirates. I’ll take a video.” He says, “I love it.” So he gets the tribe of twenty men and a girl together. (She’s Elizabeth Swan) Some buy hats and paint they’re hide outfits. The boys take of they’re shirts. They chose different shoulder mounts. 1monkey 5 of the brightest dimorphs I’ve ever heard of. Elizabeth Swan wearing the brightest of them all and bearing a cutlass. Most are barefoot and the captain looks convincing. Wearing a captains hat, full hide outfit, the monkey, and a cutlass. I say I have the perfect spot for it. They can pretend to raid another all ally with a fancy ship that must have 100 amber in rugs alone. When suddenly the Kraken attacks.
Lets just say I traded 2 allies for 1 Kraken. 😉