Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the tusoteuthis? Funny tusoteuthis jokes submitted by ARK players.
I got alot of advice and was ready to tame a tusoteuthis and I told my giant turtle man jacob too get ready for the trip to tame it and he didn't want to go. But I forced him it grabbed ahold of Jacob and I swam to the beak of the squid and I fed it the black pearls but I didn't put enough in 😭 and it ate me then I re-spawned and I never saw Jacob again I'll never bring my important pets to do that stuff one like to pay respects for Jacob 😞
Dev1: Let’s make a squid!
Dev2: You mean like, a harmless ocean creature?
Dev1: No, silly! A kraken!
Dev2: Not as bad as everything else you’ve made so far.
Dev1: Don’t get so optimistic. Give it an inescapable attack range.
Dev2: I feel like I’m gonna regret this.
Dev1: Shut up or I’ll turn the dodo into a rex!
Dev2: Well, you already did that…
Dev1: I SAID SHUT UP!
Dev1: Give it grabby arms to make it even more inescapable.
Dev2: Very high health and damage?
Dev1: Finally you’re learning!
Dev1: Give it an ink cloud so it can escape if you somehow almost kill it.
Dev2: Let me guess, you gotta kill a whole bunch for trophies for the boss?
Dev1: Yeah, the final boss takes alpha kraken eyes.
Dev2: Is it gonna be so hard that you basically need creative mode?
Dev1: Let me think, a giant robot that transforms into all the other bosses and has a death-cave you must complete to reach it. Yeah, I can see people using creative for that.
Dev2: Of course you had to do that.
Dev1: BTW, I’m still annoyed you added cheats for players that want to make the game possible.
Dev2: You’ll thank me when we get to the play-test part. Trust me.