Ark: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
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Tusoteuthis Taming Calculator
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Dec 25, 2016
If your with a tribe member kock out your tribe mate take his flippers and run
Mar 12, 2017
I will kill whoever stole my 1200 black pearls I saved for squids??????????????
Jan 27, 2017
It's been to fucking long I've been sitting here watching this tame. Day78 I forgot what the surface looks like, I have arthritis and high blood pressure
Jul 27, 2017
This thing just KRACKENS me up.
Yeah ok I'll go
Jul 15, 2017
Tame one so you can officially open your very own hentai torture room.
Jul 30, 2017
They like black balls in their mouths.. that's all I'm gonna say.
Jul 11, 2017
This squid is pretty moist, shove your black pearls down its throat so you can violate anything in the ocean
Aug 27, 2017
The official hentai of ark, good job wild card. Do not atempt to tame, it will rape you.
Jun 6, 2017
Tame 2 and have them breed untill you can swim around and fill the sea with 500 Tuso's WHILE YOU MAKE EVERYONE RUN IN FEAR OF THE DEPTHS
Aug 29, 2017
If you like hentai, go ahead and tame it and if you don't like hentai... just tame it anyways... so f*cking strong...;)
Oct 14, 2017
Spawn rate on Japanese servers up 100 percent
Jun 10, 2018
Anyone else see the irony of the kraken eating black pearls 😂
Jun 11, 2017
Run. I literally cannot give you any more advice.
May 28, 2017
Release the kraken! .
Apr 28, 2018
The ideal wingman to grab those hot bikini girls off the beach.
May 6, 2018
Hold on a minute.
Sticking black balls down the throat of a giant tentacle monster?
Wildcard loves hentai. No discussion.
We have all the evidence.
We could have just knocked it out.
But Jat can't fap to that.
Feb 12, 2018
Went to go to an underwater cave. Lets say I cant play ark anymore.
Sep 28, 2017
Make sure to get your Tuso a Megaladon as a toy! Ooh they love those, just dont let it destroy the Megaladons innards! Just watch it get knocked out from the toxin...
Sep 27, 2017
Don't try making ur self black and swim out to find one they don't like it when u tame them with balls that get pulled back out of their mouths
Jul 1, 2018
Where’s Moby Dick when you need him?