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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the tusoteuthis? Funny tusoteuthis jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 3261 · Answer 1 · 2017-04-03T09:36:47+00:00

Please tell me why it says non-violent... Because when it grabs u and eats u alive it's not very non-violent...

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2023-09-26T18:16:06+00:00

Anybody else looking at these at impossible levels???

#Lvl1000000

score 733 · Answer 3 · 2016-12-25T06:22:56+00:00

If your with a tribe member kock out your tribe mate take his flippers and run

score 623 · Answer 4 · 2017-03-12T19:41:09+00:00

I will kill whoever stole my 1200 black pearls I saved for squids??????????????

score 534 · Answer 5 · 2017-07-27T11:09:37+00:00

This thing just KRACKENS me up.

Yeah ok I'll go

score 69 · Answer 6 · 2022-11-13T19:23:31+00:00

People on ark pc: yes! I got a max mosa now time to get that alpha tuso.

Me on mobile: whats an alpha tuso?

Up for respects to mobile.

score 256 · Answer 7 · 2020-05-25T21:36:25+00:00

Jack sparrow had a ship called the black pearl that the kraken ate HMMMMMMMMMMMMM

score 424 · Answer 8 · 2017-01-27T03:40:57+00:00

It's been to fucking long I've been sitting here watching this tame. Day78 I forgot what the surface looks like, I have arthritis and high blood pressure

score 167 · Answer 9 · 2020-04-18T10:09:11+00:00

Me: yes!! I finally tamed that max level Mosasaurus!!!! Imma kill that alpha tusoteuthis!

Max level alpha tusoteuthis that just spawned next to me:hold my beer

score 208 · Answer 10 · 2017-07-11T23:56:36+00:00

This squid is pretty moist, shove your black pearls down its throat so you can violate anything in the ocean

score 202 · Answer 11 · 2017-07-30T17:39:15+00:00

They like black balls in their mouths.. that's all I'm gonna say.

score 117 · Answer 12 · 2020-01-28T22:07:32+00:00

Ummm did anyone get that it’s a kraken from pirates of the Caribbean and it eats black pearls and JACK SPARROW HAD THE SHIP CALLED THE BLACK PEARL THAT THE KRACKEN ATE!?!?!?

score 145 · Answer 13 · 2018-06-10T22:06:05+00:00

Anyone else see the irony of the kraken eating black pearls 😂

score 88 · Answer 14 · 2020-04-12T19:26:03+00:00

Wow, ark. A giant squid with claws. Nice.

Give it a gun, while youre at it.

🔫🦑

score 142 · Answer 15 · 2017-06-06T21:36:16+00:00

Tame 2 and have them breed untill you can swim around and fill the sea with 500 Tuso's WHILE YOU MAKE EVERYONE RUN IN FEAR OF THE DEPTHS

score 3 · Answer 16 · 2023-07-07T17:00:26+00:00

Give the kraken a toy earth that is 500 miles long will ya?

score 3 · Answer 17 · 2023-07-07T16:59:23+00:00

Search up kraken it comes up lol

score 6 · Answer 18 · 2023-05-13T11:19:41+00:00

Thanks Ark for removing my immunity for thalassophobia

score 68 · Answer 19 · 2020-04-04T16:49:56+00:00

Ok so I want to tame one. I have an Allie tribe. The leader loves fishing and pirates. He begs me to tame him a pod of dolphins. Anyways I convince him to change his name to Jack Sparrow. He was Black Beard. Then I say to him, “Build a raft and get your tribe to look like pirates. I’ll take a video.” He says, “I love it.” So he gets the tribe of twenty men and a girl together. (She’s Elizabeth Swan) Some buy hats and paint they’re hide outfits. The boys take of they’re shirts. They chose different shoulder mounts. 1monkey 5 of the brightest dimorphs I’ve ever heard of. Elizabeth Swan wearing the brightest of them all and bearing a cutlass. Most are barefoot and the captain looks convincing. Wearing a captains hat, full hide outfit, the monkey, and a cutlass. I say I have the perfect spot for it. They can pretend to raid another all ally with a fancy ship that must have 100 amber in rugs alone. When suddenly the Kraken attacks.

Lets just say I traded 2 allies for 1 Kraken. 😉

score 116 · Answer 20 · 2017-10-14T23:41:26+00:00

Spawn rate on Japanese servers up 100 percent