RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tusoteuthis
The Tusoteuthis is a massive, aggressive squid found in the depths of the oceans. In battle, the Tusoteuthis can grab its prey and knock it unconcious, siphoning its blood to gain health. Once tamed, the ink from a Tusoteuthis can be used as a constant Oil source. Some survivors choose to hunt the Tusoteuthis for its Oil.
Jokes and funny moments about the Tusoteuthis from ARK players.
The ideal wingman to grab those hot bikini girls off the beach.
Ok when I find him and tame it I will name it the Kraken. I’ll put it in my aquarium.
P.s. my zoo and aquarium costs 4 eerie element to get a full tour. Also tickets sold separately for 2. Plus gourmet Ark food and 24 hour buffet. Didn’t see everything? Stay over night in…
Ok when I find him and tame it I will name it the Kraken. I’ll put it in my aquarium.
P.s. my zoo and aquarium costs 4 eerie element to get a full tour. Also tickets sold separately for 2. Plus gourmet Ark food and 24 hour buffet. Didn’t see everything? Stay over night in a luxurious base. First class transportation and more exclusive benefits for a limited time if you use the code word “EERIE” Book your next trip in advance we have a waiting list.
P.s.s. We have round the clock Police any funny business and you go to jail.
Thank you for your business Mr. Kraken.
Run. I literally cannot give you any more advice.
Tuso: hello
Me:hello
Tuso:bye
Tuso: despawns
Me: WHY?
Me: I’ve been searching for TWO WEEKS!
Release the kraken! .
A lvl 1 manta killed my one 😂😭
Run run run your boat gently down the streem
(On mobile) a few days ago l was looking for a mosasaur in the ocean,until one of these killer creatures came to attack me and my basilo.New trauma unlocked
THEY ARE HUGE!!!!! IM TERRIFIED OF THE OCEAN AGAIN
I got alot of advice and was ready to tame a tusoteuthis and I told my giant turtle man jacob too get ready for the trip to tame it and he didn't want to go. But I forced him it grabbed ahold of Jacob and I swam to the beak of the squid and I fed it the black pearls but I…
I got alot of advice and was ready to tame a tusoteuthis and I told my giant turtle man jacob too get ready for the trip to tame it and he didn't want to go. But I forced him it grabbed ahold of Jacob and I swam to the beak of the squid and I fed it the black pearls but I didn't put enough in 😭 and it ate me then I re-spawned and I never saw Jacob again I'll never bring my important pets to do that stuff one like to pay respects for Jacob 😞
So this is the krakan or however you spell it. Dont die!!!!!
Went to go to an underwater cave. Lets say I cant play ark anymore.
The first Tuso I ever saw was an Alpha. Needless to say, me and my Icthy got slaughtered within five seconds. RIP Flippers.
If you guys didn't know, if you search in squid it comes up with the tuso 👍👍
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Kraken (gigantic squid with a gajillion teeth) eats a ship called the black pearl.
Ark: Giant Squid eats black pearls.
Wild Card, “This is a total coincidence!”
Me, “Coincidence? I think not, nice try Wild Card we all know this is…
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Kraken (gigantic squid with a gajillion teeth) eats a ship called the black pearl.
Ark: Giant Squid eats black pearls.
Wild Card, “This is a total coincidence!”
Me, “Coincidence? I think not, nice try Wild Card we all know this is completely intentional.”
when patrick asks is mayonaise an insterment (squidwards reply) look at the picture to find out
I’ve found like 20 Liopluridons but only one tuso!!!!
I've seen enough hentai to see what he can do
🦑 why not name it senior hugger