Me: I’ma go tame up a tuso
Me: *searches everywhere but passed by a tuso, hiding behind the rocks*
The tuso: bruh
I’ve found like 20 Liopluridons but only one tuso!!!!
(On mobile) a few days ago l was looking for a mosasaur in the ocean,until one of these killer creatures came to attack me and my basilo.New trauma unlocked
If your with a tribe member kock out your tribe mate take his flippers and run
I will kill whoever stole my 1200 black pearls I saved for squids??????????????
It's been to fucking long I've been sitting here watching this tame. Day78 I forgot what the surface looks like, I have arthritis and high blood pressure
This thing just KRACKENS me up.
Yeah ok I'll go
Jack sparrow had a ship called the black pearl that the kraken ate HMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Step one: make old pirate ship.
Two: Tame a squid
Three: Name it kraken
Four: Name ship Flying Dutchman
BOOM! Your Davy Jones 🏴☠️
Tame one so you can officially open your very own hentai torture room.
Me: yes!! I finally tamed that max level Mosasaurus!!!! Imma kill that alpha tusoteuthis!
Max level alpha tusoteuthis that just spawned next to me:hold my beer