Make sure to get your Tuso a Megaladon as a toy! Ooh they love those, just dont let it destroy the Megaladons innards! Just watch it get knocked out from the toxin...
If your with a tribe member kock out your tribe mate take his flippers and run
I will kill whoever stole my 1200 black pearls I saved for squids??????????????
People on ark pc: yes! I got a max mosa now time to get that alpha tuso.
Me on mobile: whats an alpha tuso?
Up for respects to mobile.
It's been to fucking long I've been sitting here watching this tame. Day78 I forgot what the surface looks like, I have arthritis and high blood pressure
Get a motor boat, make it look like a ship, name it the Flying Dutchman and now go tame a tuso, name it kraken and have it follow you around.
This thing just KRACKENS me up.
Yeah ok I'll go
Jack sparrow had a ship called the black pearl that the kraken ate HMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Tame one so you can officially open your very own hentai torture room.
Me: yes!! I finally tamed that max level Mosasaurus!!!! Imma kill that alpha tusoteuthis!
Max level alpha tusoteuthis that just spawned next to me:hold my beer
They like black balls in their mouths.. that's all I'm gonna say.