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Please tell me why it says non-violent... Because when it grabs u and eats u alive it's not very non-violent...

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Don't be mean, it just wants a hug might kill you but aye at least you made someone's day

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If your with a tribe member kock out your tribe mate take his flippers and run

I will kill whoever stole my 1200 black pearls I saved for squids??????????????

Jack sparrow had a ship called the black pearl that the kraken ate HMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Why Yes the taming Process is Non-Violent...

Non-violent on your part.... The Squid can be as violent as it wants....

People on ark pc: yes! I got a max mosa now time to get that alpha tuso.

Me on mobile: whats an alpha tuso?

Up for respects to mobile.

Me: yes!! I finally tamed that max level Mosasaurus!!!! Imma kill that alpha tusoteuthis!

Max level alpha tusoteuthis that just spawned next to me:hold my beer

This squid is pretty moist, shove your black pearls down its throat so you can violate anything in the ocean

It's been to fucking long I've been sitting here watching this tame. Day78 I forgot what the surface looks like, I have arthritis and high blood pressure

Anyone else see the irony of the kraken eating black pearls 😂

Ummm did anyone get that it’s a kraken from pirates of the Caribbean and it eats black pearls and JACK SPARROW HAD THE SHIP CALLED THE BLACK PEARL THAT THE KRACKEN ATE!?!?!?

If this gets 4000 tips I’ll give ark an idea cuz I work there

Tame 2 and have them breed untill you can swim around and fill the sea with 500 Tuso's WHILE YOU MAKE EVERYONE RUN IN FEAR OF THE DEPTHS

Wow, ark. A giant squid with claws. Nice.

Give it a gun, while youre at it.

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Ok so I want to tame one. I have an Allie tribe. The leader loves fishing and pirates. He begs me to tame him a pod of dolphins. Anyways I convince him to change his name to Jack Sparrow. He was Black Beard. Then I say to him, “Build a raft and get your tribe to look like…

Tuso: I am scary

Reaper: What?

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Reaper: I am scary

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I tamed a 290 with cooked fish meat where’s my medal and sleep