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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the titanoboa? Funny titanoboa jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 3 · Answer 1 · 2020-11-23T21:19:28+00:00

It looks like is saying yaaasssss

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2023-06-23T00:13:58+00:00

I haaaaaate these things! I’ve been killed so many times by this thing, it’s awful!

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2023-06-15T07:49:07+00:00

This mf got me behind my back when i thought he’s the one in front of me when i died once. Well, theres 2 of ‘em near the swamp when i got nothing but naked (no armor).

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2023-06-05T17:17:58+00:00

Umm I kinda tried Tamin one it got to 123% tamarin till it really tame lol

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2021-11-27T18:37:44+00:00

Every time i go to ride my parasaur i Get chased BY 500 OF THESE RIPPED OFF SNAKE VERSIONS OF DIPLOSAURES

score 3 · Answer 6 · 2020-07-02T15:58:14+00:00

Me : hmm where could a decent parasaur spawn

* sees * a level 120 parasaur

Me : The ark gods must be smiling at me—-

* heard a danger noodle *

Me : CRAP IM NOT READY TO DIE

score 3 · Answer 7 · 2020-05-29T18:18:09+00:00

Why did the noodle boi get bigger help there after me.

Noodle why.

score 5 · Answer 8 · 2017-09-25T06:21:24+00:00

The only way to tame this sucker is giving it a whole lot of fertilized eggs. Without being noticed. Cuz if you do. It will rip you and your friends to pieces.

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2023-05-07T17:44:23+00:00

I gotta take some hit dammit why am I even here

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2021-10-30T14:57:06+00:00

CaLlInG aLl SnEkK fANs

score 3 · Answer 11 · 2020-05-02T03:28:26+00:00

Tried to find one in the swamp but couldn’t but when I just want to explore they are everywhere and they usually ko me and I die

score 4 · Answer 12 · 2018-11-05T10:57:12+00:00

Find a small base with a fence around it and drop one in when they come back online they will be so pleased to see that people are finally using snakes how they should be used

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2023-04-03T00:45:41+00:00

Why would you kill this snake wouldn’t blame you though [hehe]

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2023-03-10T02:14:25+00:00

Is it just me or do I get a tingle up my spine every time I see one of the goofys

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2023-03-04T01:48:35+00:00

Snake talking.

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I slither in the ground and look what I found.

Doesn’t really rhyme, but I don’t care

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2021-05-18T19:00:38+00:00

I realize this isn’t even f***ing tamable in ark mobile. Whoever made ark mobile, f*** you

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2022-11-20T05:16:24+00:00

WHY IS IT SO SMALL IRL THIS THING SHOULD BE AS A 6 YEAR OLD AND 40 FEET LONG

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2022-11-12T22:27:26+00:00

If you want that update then talk to wild card itself there like spit venom and rideable

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2022-09-18T15:30:40+00:00

The noodle song! Giving credit to the person that I got inspiration from!

In the swamp there are many things that’s I’ll kill you by sunset! *clap clap!*

But worst of all the giant snakes will always want your head *clap clap*

One bite in the face and you are dead!

Killed by a giant noodle! *clap clap!*

Spawn in the swamp and like I said,

Killed by a giant noodle! *clap clap!*

He’ll slither your way and before you can say “looney toody doodle” hell seal your fate and others will say,

“He was killed by giant noodle!”

All my friends love this song! Sing it!