i thought this was a wierd looking dilo when i first found it fightinf a turtle😭

Me with 2500 armor: IM INVINCIBLE!

Snake: Aaannd… lights out.

*knocks me out*

Me: *Beeep*

Really non-tamable in Ark Mobile?! Who else thinks they should be, seriously I see these guys all the time, I kill them all the time, but I can't tame or get titanoboa venom anytime.

Me : hmm where could a decent parasaur spawn

* sees * a level 120 parasaur

Me : The ark gods must be smiling at me—-

* heard a danger noodle *

Me : CRAP IM NOT READY TO DIE

The only way to tame this sucker is giving it a whole lot of fertilized eggs. Without being noticed. Cuz if you do. It will rip you and your friends to pieces.

I haaaaaate these things! I’ve been killed so many times by this thing, it’s awful!

Every time i go to ride my parasaur i Get chased BY 500 OF THESE RIPPED OFF SNAKE VERSIONS OF DIPLOSAURES

CaLlInG aLl SnEkK fANs

Why did the noodle boi get bigger help there after me.

Noodle why.

Tried to find one in the swamp but couldn’t but when I just want to explore they are everywhere and they usually ko me and I die

Six nine

Find a small base with a fence around it and drop one in when they come back online they will be so pleased to see that people are finally using snakes how they should be used

This mf got me behind my back when i thought he’s the one in front of me when i died once. Well, theres 2 of ‘em near the swamp when i got nothing but naked (no armor).

Umm I kinda tried Tamin one it got to 123% tamarin till it really tame lol

I gotta take some hit dammit why am I even here

Why would you kill this snake wouldn’t blame you though [hehe]

Is it just me or do I get a tingle up my spine every time I see one of the goofys

Snake talking.

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I slither in the ground and look what I found.

Doesn’t really rhyme, but I don’t care

I realize this isn’t even f***ing tamable in ark mobile. Whoever made ark mobile, f*** you

The stogosaurus had a brain the size of a walnut and it is tameable, but this snake isn't great logic ark Devs great logic.