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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the titanoboa? Funny titanoboa jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 3 · Answer 1 · 2019-02-10T17:36:56+00:00

How does one kill a giant death noodle

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2024-07-19T10:43:41+00:00

😥 😢😢😢😭😭😭😥😥😥😢😭😥😭 sad very sad

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2022-07-23T13:14:15+00:00

These things from my experiences are one of best ways to get arrows metal tools and other equipment after killing them. If u are playing ark mobile do the dilo hunt mission and get a better bow then just insta-kill every snake with a headshot.

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2022-07-14T10:48:47+00:00

Name one slippery pickle, paint him green and put him on aggressive and watch as your friends get killed by a pickle.

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2020-09-10T15:45:50+00:00

This guy is in a lot of boxing movies, plays a character called "Rocky Titanoboa"

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2020-08-09T18:09:41+00:00

OH NO ITS THE ATTACK OF THE GIANT NOODLES

score 2 · Answer 7 · 2020-07-31T18:35:29+00:00

It when I hit its tale “you should’ve gone for the head” then 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍 gang up on me

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2020-06-30T08:50:40+00:00

Can't wildcard make these tameable so that you can get your tribe a Snake Bus

score 3 · Answer 9 · 2018-11-15T11:18:52+00:00

Doctor:Sir describe what attacked you...

You; A vicious, evil, blood thirsty danger noodle dun dun duuuuuuuun

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2020-05-30T05:33:03+00:00

You go to the swamp

You find this guy

You said: ah sid here we go again

After that you sleep/knocked out and lose your items.

That happen to me :(

score 3 · Answer 11 · 2018-06-25T13:25:16+00:00

Beware the giant danger noodle

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2022-03-10T16:41:25+00:00

snake i eat you. my level93 noglen FoOd. me yes food. snake shi@t

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2022-03-07T17:28:07+00:00

Question:

Titanaboa slithering twords you! Quick what are you ganna do?

Answer:pee yourself

-kiraXwolf

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2022-02-14T11:59:37+00:00

A Titanobao followed me near my base and killed me and I lost my stuff and it was still outside whenever I go outside it keeps killing me so I got spawn killed by it and that's why I stopped playing ark for 4 months

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2022-02-08T01:24:24+00:00

Really non-tamable in Ark Mobile?! Who else thinks they should be, seriously I see these guys all the time, I kill them all the time, but I can't tame or get titanoboa venom anytime.

score 3 · Answer 16 · 2017-12-14T03:30:53+00:00

Green titanoboa equals

PICKEL RICK

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2023-12-30T03:09:53+00:00

There was this one time that I was trying to get back to my base on herbivore island and when I was on the beach of a place near herbivore island I killed a few compys but then got poisoned by a titanoboa. I tried to run from the snakes by running into the water, but as soon as my toes touched the water I fell asleep in game and then drowned.😂😂😂 moral and tip of the story: if you get poisoned by one of these things, don’t try and swim away to escape.

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2021-11-21T04:26:46+00:00

Me sees you have entered a dangerous area text)

Me: SHOW YOURSELF

Titanaboa:ssss

Random guy:welcome to the gulag you have died

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2019-08-06T02:03:17+00:00

oversized dangerouse noodle with frills

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2019-05-08T03:51:49+00:00

Sliding in those DM’s be like.Thats all.