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What are some funny jokes or stories about the titanoboa? Funny titanoboa jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 1 · Answer 1 · 2024-03-06T02:21:10+00:00

It spawns on all maps.... So I can always feel dear and annoyance

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2024-02-29T20:06:19+00:00

I saw it and i wanted to tame it…

… with a club

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2024-02-28T22:52:16+00:00

The first kill…

The first time I killed one was by accident so I looted it…..it had a pike

and several traq arrows so I take all of em and I kill a sarco expecting super fantastic loot it only had the sarco leather stuff and didn’t even give me prime meat

score 5 · Answer 4 · 2019-08-31T17:25:28+00:00

How can it lay eggs if it has no gender? hmMmMmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM🤔

score 6 · Answer 5 · 2018-08-26T15:48:19+00:00

Look like a long

Yggdrasil

score 6 · Answer 6 · 2018-07-18T22:41:01+00:00

They feed off the children of there enemys

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2024-02-03T18:30:51+00:00

If you hear a hiss and your nude the your probably skewed that’s why I don’t go near swamp especially if I hear stomps

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2022-11-28T13:06:36+00:00

My dad just walks along the desert apon his T. rex looking for deathworms and the Titanaboas don’t even bother him. Lol

score 4 · Answer 9 · 2020-07-23T00:35:26+00:00

This guy is a passive tame yet aggressive 🙃😑

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2025-03-24T20:00:21+00:00

i thought this was a wierd looking dilo when i first found it fightinf a turtle😭

score 5 · Answer 11 · 2019-03-10T19:34:59+00:00

What’s this flipping dilo snake noodle

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2023-12-01T09:17:48+00:00

All of these tips and not one where it talks about how this bloody snake will drag you or your dino. I was in the swamps just looking around from the top of a stone. And all I saw was my trike falling over unconscious, then sliding along the floor being pulled into the swamp water , I was so confused and terrified. Ark is worse than a horror movie.

score 3 · Answer 13 · 2021-03-26T17:50:54+00:00

When u have Rex and find snake:

Snake? More like snack

score 4 · Answer 14 · 2019-12-19T07:29:01+00:00

Why does it eat eggs? It snek. Snek eat animal. Why dont ark make tame Easier and make you drag dead bodys to it? Then it mean I can easily tame snek.🐍🐍🐍

score 4 · Answer 15 · 2019-11-19T00:14:42+00:00

Run and if you see one get the crap out of there before she sees you also she knocks you out of your mount and kills you and you’re mount

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2023-09-26T21:40:28+00:00

Me with 2500 armor: IM INVINCIBLE!

Snake: Aaannd… lights out.

*knocks me out*

Me: *Beeep*

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2022-05-29T19:13:06+00:00

One time I was in abberation and I saw a snake knock out a shine horn me being a good person picked it up with my karkinos and teeter it then I was gonna tame the shine horn but freezing spores killed me :p and now I will alwys kill snakes (in ark)

score 3 · Answer 18 · 2021-01-17T00:11:30+00:00

I found one by my maschops and i was like "GET THE F*** AWAY" and then I realized that it was bot attacking my maschops but it was attacking a tree and i was like

"what the f***" and i killed it in two seconds p.s these will knock you out if your not careful

score 5 · Answer 19 · 2018-04-17T21:25:50+00:00

I've beaten on of these fist to fist? By keeping it on its side. They suck at turning so stay to it's sides and beat it untill it's unconcsious and beat it. Also beware of your surroundings. Died to a sarco after beating it up.

score 3 · Answer 20 · 2020-11-23T21:19:28+00:00

It looks like is saying yaaasssss