An Ovis, a drum and a Titanoboa fall into a Canyon.

Baah-Dum-Tss

Meggie was just walking at the edge of the cliff, looking for something and she was randomly attacked by a titanboa and he made her get thrown off the cliff then died and she said in her gaming chair "I DIDNT KILL MY SELF THAT SNAKE DID"

Titanoboa: AHHhHHhHHh a human with a pike!!!!!!! Human: AHhHhHHhHhHhHh a snake that would make me sleep,!!!! Dodo: gACGACGaCGaCGACGa running away noises

So one time I was looking for a female Sarco so I can get a imprinted Sarco, well I was walking around the swamp when I hear the slither slither of a snake, it hits me but I kill it, knowing that one hit from a Titanoboas can knock me out (low torpor), I run to the swamp beach but I fall asleep, and my otter falls off, I was waiting to wake up but hear the slither of a snake, knowing I was going to die, I prayed that somehow my otter (Oscar) was going to live, he didn’t, 1 like=1 F for oscar

Me: exists

Titanoboa: night night

Me: dies because of the leeches that were on me

Also me: AaaAaaAaAaaAAa

Why the hell are snakes still not tameable on fear evolved

*human oh noes ima ded

*tb knocks out human

*pulls out cooked meat

*tames human

I have had it with these motherf***ing snakes, on this motherf***ing plane!

There's a joke here why you can't tame them. You can't be friends with a snake. A snake is someone who uses your friendship for their own personal gains. I'm talking about you Jacob

i can imagine the noobs thinking that the titanboa is a dilo and a snake combined🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂