Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Tips & Strategies

The only way to tame this sucker is giving it a whole lot of fertilized eggs. Without being noticed. Cuz if you do. It will rip you and your friends to pieces.
More Titanoboa Funny Tips
An Ovis, a drum and a Titanoboa fall into a Canyon.
Baah-Dum-Tss
Meggie was just walking at the edge of the cliff, looking for something and she was randomly attacked by a titanboa and he made her get thrown off the cliff then died and she said in her gaming chair "I DIDNT KILL MY SELF THAT SNAKE DID"
Titanoboa: AHHhHHhHHh a human with a pike!!!!!!! Human: AHhHhHHhHhHhHh a snake that would make me sleep,!!!! Dodo: gACGACGaCGaCGACGa running away noises
So one time I was looking for a female Sarco so I can get a imprinted Sarco, well I was walking around the swamp when I hear the slither slither of a snake, it hits me but I kill it, knowing that one hit from a Titanoboas can knock me out (low torpor), I run to the swamp beach but I fall asleep, and my otter falls off, I was waiting to wake up but hear the slither of a snake, knowing I was going to die, I prayed that somehow my otter (Oscar) was going to live, he didnβt, 1 like=1 F for oscar
Me: exists
Titanoboa: night night
Me: dies because of the leeches that were on me
Also me: AaaAaaAaAaaAAa
Why the hell are snakes still not tameable on fear evolved
*human oh noes ima ded
*tb knocks out human
*pulls out cooked meat
*tames human
I have had it with these motherf***ing snakes, on this motherf***ing plane!
There's a joke here why you can't tame them. You can't be friends with a snake. A snake is someone who uses your friendship for their own personal gains. I'm talking about you Jacob
i can imagine the noobs thinking that the titanboa is a dilo and a snake combinedπ€£ππ€£ππ€£ππ€£π