An Ovis, a drum and a Titanoboa fall into a Canyon.


Baah-Dum-Tss

So one time I was looking for a female Sarco so I can get a imprinted Sarco, well I was walking around the swamp when I hear the slither slither of a snake, it hits me but I kill it, knowing that one hit from a Titanoboas can knock me out (low torpor), I run to the swamp beach but I fall asleep, and my otter falls off, I was waiting to wake up but hear the slither of a snake, knowing I was going to die, I prayed that somehow my otter (Oscar) was going to live, he didn’t, 1 like=1 F for oscar

Meh: oh let’s spawn at swap, it won’t be that hard.

Titanoboa: Hold my pouch.

Two seconds later Meh: HuH hOw dId I dIe?

1. Go to a swamp
2. Feed it fertilized eggs
3. Have fun
4. Realize you're unconscious at step 1

Me: How dangerous can the swamp really be??

Titanoboa: hold my ascendant beer

Why the hell are snakes still not tameable on fear evolved

*human oh noes ima ded
*tb knocks out human
*pulls out cooked meat
*tames human

Don't you just love it when you're minding your own business and then something bites you and you turn around and see this lovley noodle as you slowly go to sleep?

At least most of them have the decency to sing me a lullaby as I pass out before the swallow me whole :)

I have had it with these motherf***ing snakes, on this motherf***ing plane!

There's a joke here why you can't tame them. You can't be friends with a snake. A snake is someone who uses your friendship for their own personal gains. I'm talking about you Jacob