Hey guys im back with part two of the titanoboa attack on me and my pack of 3 dodos٫ and 3 dilos. so resuming...Beans was unconsious!!! I stared at her in disbelief. it would take a couple of mins for her to wake and i knew that the snake was mad. i waited for like 2 seconds with my torch looking around fearfully٫ acting antsy and when i was sure it was gone٫ it came from nowhere and attacked me. im ashamed to say that i ran away and left beans all alone but i didnt want to die. On my way to my base retreating٫ i stumbled on a branch and the titanoboa caught up to me and attacked me. i threw as many punches i could before it killed me but it only took a few seconds. i had made a grave mistake. when i responded٫ i ran outside and whistled for what was left of my Dino family. they were too far away to hear my whistle so i went to the water's edge and Drinked٫ thinking i outsmarted the snake but then it attacked me agsin! BOOM!!! i had led it to my base and it had killed my baby dodo. guessed i hadn't noticed how close i was to my base when i died . IT knocked me un condi out like it did with beans and killed me. I still mourn my lost dodo family of three including٫ Liana ٫ Luna and baby Byren.
I know this isn’t about ark but fun fact about titanodoa you are lucky this is still isn’t alive today it’s stronger than a red and one of the largest predators to roam the earth( look up titanoboa fossil it’s huge)
Once, way back when I was a noob, I put my base right next to a swamp. Actually, I did that twice. I figured out how to kill these glorified anacondas (which should be be bigger coz right now they’re about the same size as a REAL anaconda). Basically, they’re all slower than a low lvl player walking backward, so you walk backward, slowing down a little so they’re close enough to hit, and you punch ‘em in the snout till Dey dead. Anyway, once I walked a little tooooooo close to my base, and a snek killed my favourite tame, a little dimorphodon I’d named Poison Ivy because it was purple and green.
Did i ever tell you People about my favourite tame? No? WELL STRAP IN PEEPS! It all started on the island... The sun was shining and a young noob was toddling along. That noob, Who for this story i shall call Bimbo, Was rather stupid. Bimbo Wanted a snake and knew from the wiki that they were swamp creatures; Dangerous noodles. Bimbo ran for miles Until He found it... THE SNAKE. He knew what to do next... He fed it so many eggs that it tamed quick AF And he named it Tinto after a Tinto Berry. Bimbo loved Tinto. One day something Sad happened... While out with Tinto, Bimbo found a T-Rex and While fighting it... Tinto Fell to it's jaws and Perished. Bimbo never played ark for a while afterwards...
THIS WAS TECHNICALLY THE STORY OF HOW I OBTAINED TINTO WHO INDEED DIED TO A REX! HAVE A GOOD NOICE DAY HUMANOID BEINGS OF WHICH ARE AWESOME.
Here is how I lost my pelagornis to these buggers.When i was in the swamp while riding my pelagornis she had no stamina and had to land.Then out of nowhere three titanoboas attacked my pelagornis.When I try to fly away she got knocked out and got killed by the three titanoboas.I cried and got enraged.Sooner i was back in the swamp...With a spino,theri,rex,allo,carno,and a mammoth.And i was laughing watching those snakes get killed.Im still not stopping my wrath and will make sure NO TITANOBOAS EVER LIVE...But right now I'm just chilling in herbivore island.Made a grave for my pelagornis and still had her implant but I didn't had enough amber...Titanoboas are just a nuisance for me.There just there to annoy.I play on mobile and I cant tame them so yeah and most likely never will.thats all for now this is my story.Good bye😔
*sees that the game has a swamp*
“That’s cool I wonder what’s in it”
*gets chased by a Kaprosuchus but perches on rock and leads it to a carbonemys which it attacks and gets killed*
“Nice free stuff”
*gets arrows, scales, etc*
“Ok I’ll go further in, oh is that a big snail!”
*five seconds later*
“Bad idea, Bad idea, Bad idea, Bad idea, BAD IDE-“
*gets killed by snake and looses all my stuff*
“Well dang it... I just go back and get my stuff but be cautious”
*after finding my stuff*
“Ok now time t—“
“OH DANG IT BROUGHT BACK UP!!!”
*spend the next 3 minutes running from killer danger noodle*
“Ok I’m on a rock I think I’m safe...”
*turns to see 10 different snakes claiming rock*
“Oh come on!”
*trys to loose them in forests*
*gets jumped and killed by different pack of snakes and finds out my spawn point (Sleeping bag) doesn’t count as a check point anymore*
*looses my base and all the chests in it*
I downloaded this game not even 5 days ago..
So i was playing ark when outa nowhere someone knocked me out then looted me i asked for help and someone helped me but a few minutes later i was kinda close to the swamps you can say and outa nowhere 2 titanaboa’s knocked me out then killed me i lost all of my stuff
Go spelunking they said... I didn't get into the cave, but I never thought I'd see more than 50 of these coming after me together with spiders and scorpions... First time, they got me and I lose all my lvl 70 equipment. 2 time I went on a Rex, with 4 carnos to get my stuff back... Took so long getting ready, my stuff disappeared, just I managed to kill all of them outside the cave... My 4 Carnos died, my Rex and I barely made it alive... With over 600 meat, at least. How do you pass those caves ? And what kind of boss monster is in there ?
Me, lvl 5: *sees snake* why does it say dangerous area?
Snake: sssssstupid noob
Also me: *sends diplosaurs at snake*
2 seconds later...
*Ground is littered with dead bodies, including mine*
10 days later...
*Sends army of diplos*
*Titanboas lvl 25*
30 days later...
Heeeeeeeey lil snakey~
*Titanboa called for reinforcements
Also me: OH LOOKIE IT'S ALL THE LIL F#CKERS THAT KILLED ME
10 seconds later...
Your trike lvl 16 killed lvl 25, 1, 6, 9 ,15, 30 titanboa
Me: WE FEASTIN TONIGHT BOIS
When I first found out what real titanoboa looked like I was confused about which one was actually real. Scientist say the titanoboa is nearly 4 TIMES the length it is in Ark, and double the width. And has anyone else noticed the word BOA, THEY DIDN’T STRIKE AND THEY DIDN’T HAVE VENOM, THEY’RE CONSTRICTORS. So what’s with that? So, is anyone else confused?
I was once crossing a swamp after I died earlier to a Titanoboa, and I was riding a Carno I called Hamilton. I was slightly inexperienced with crossing swamps like that, and guess what? I got killed by a couple of titanoboas and a few Sarcos with a dash of Kaprosuchus. I love it when the entire swamps population decides I am the enemy. I never even got a notification for the carno, so prayers for Hamilton.
This narcissistic price came and killed me as as a poor level 25 and thought it funny to sit in my wooden house on my bed for 3+ hours insta killing me every time I tried to spawn in my bed. That day I learned to have a spare base outside of my little area I scavenged.