Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
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The titanoboa is super aggressive so listen to this tale and dont bring your dodos to the swamp or they might be killed!!! so i was minding my business exploring the swamp٫ looking for a new base worth my Pack of 3 dildos and 2 dodos٫ when a giant orange looking snake slithers out of the swamp. i run away cause i was only at level 16 and was low on material so i didnt have any weapons either. Then i get a notification that my dodo died. then my other one. for some reason it slithered past my dilos and went after me. When i reached base it was out of Sight so i sighed a breath of relief. I went outside again And whistled for my remaining dilos. Rango and Raina came but one of my dilos was missing. i checked to see if my other one٫beans٫ was alive and it said she was٫ so i sneaked down the path to the swamp to see where she was. After what felt like forever٫ i found her unconscious laying on the groundat this is the max i can write so prepare for part 2!!!
Be warned and don’t bring your prized dilo with you. I like an all black dilo and a black and red raptor that I tamed after the dilo, but we were walking though the swamp and I just hear “hiss” then the notif appeared that my dilo died. Me and my raptor killed every. Single. Snake that day. Rip dally, my baby boy
Misunderstood
Chapter 3: Revenge
8 years later.
Spitter was surveying the swamp, checking for anything out of the ordinary. The norhterb region of the swamp had been raided by humans, and the defense team 2# was scarring them off. The leader, Spitters mother, was also in the defense team today.
A blue and brown boa came slithering his way. Spitter recognized him—Frill—the second in command to his mothers defense team. We’re they done already?
“Spitter,” the snake panted, his voice low. “ we forced the humans to flee. But—“
“Why did my mom send you? Why not her?” Spitter asked.
“That’s the thing,” Frill panted. “Your… your mother didn’t make it.”
Darkness filled Spitters world for what seemed to be forever. No. No. NO.
“I’m sorry spitter. They, they had things we’ve never seen before. They took her we couldn’t… we couldn’t save her.”
“Thank you Frill,” spitter said, bowing his head. “I—I’ll be back.” He jerked away as tears began to force their way through. He fought them back, flooded his mind with theirs from years ago.
—their learning. His mothers voice filled his head. It couldn’t be.
He slithered to the defense camp, searching for Zari.
When he found her by a cypress tree she bowed. “I’m sorry for your loss Spitter,” she said sincerely. “ I assume your taking command?”
“Yes,” Spitter answered. “We’re raiding the e humans today. I’m going to make sure they don’t hurt another soul.”
By the way! This is just a group of sport-hunting humans!! The good ones come soon!
One time I was out taming horses and I found a unicorn that was a half decent level so I started taming it and it decided to get stuck right next to a 180 snake long-ish story short ALWAYS WATCH FOR THINGS LIKE SNAKES WHEN TAMING I tamed the snake later tho cuz I found and tamed a slightly worse unicorn later
Misunderstood
Chapter 4: awoken
Spitter woke up with a start. Wasn’t he just fighting a human? Did he bite it? We’re they all dead?
“Spitter your awake,” Zari said, smiling. “You fell asleep early tonight. “ I guess you need to be ready for the battle tomorrow.”
“Oh,” Spitter hissed. He was dreaming. Still night though.
“I must tell you something.” Zari said.
“What?”
“An old story from when we were younger,” she began. “Years ago, humans raided the swamps, usually successful. But, some humans, the Sav’i, would protect us. It was amazing. Legend says they didn’t tame you either, but actually earned our trust.”
“Jibberish,” Spitter laughed. She walked him with her tail. “It IS true you big dopey. Jeeze.”
The next day Spitter began the raid. They went for the human camp, fighting each one, but we’re soon forced to retreat. Three soldiers stolen to be tamed, one missing. Not a single human abducted.
Spitter was one of the snakes taken.
Only when he woke up he was perfectly safe.
“Skeegeeze.” Something sqeeked from behind him. He whirled around and saw it was a human, staring at him intently. He found out he had a muzzle on, and was in a round fence he couldn’t crawl over.
He hissed through the muzzle.
“Yarwk!” It speeches, startled, it reach over and patted his head, and he jerked back.
It had long black hair, and small blue eyes like his mothers. It smiled at him in a weird way.
Misunderstood
Chapter 2: Dangers
“Very nice song sweetheart.” Valkyrie mused. “But I need to tell you something,” she twinered her tail around his and squeezed tightly. “Son, you must not go near the human camp.” “Not alone. Never”
Spitter looked up to his mothers wonderful blue eyes.
“Okay? Aren’t we better than them though? We’s gots lots of SPIT! And venom! Hah!” He flickered his tongue in and out menacingly and looked deeper into their nest. They we’re under the swamps waters, built in a moist hay nest perfect for eggs and baby boas.
“Yes son, but they are learning. When humans raid the swamps, many brave titanoboas never return. You must listen darling, I will protect you.” She hugged him tightly, twisting her entire body around him, but not to tight. “I promise you my child, until I’m proved otherwise, I will expose the humans and their world, and I will not stop, until they are all destroyed. For you.”
Spitter eyes glittered with excitement. “And then we’ll eat them all right? We have to share though, I don’t think the Kaprosuchuses would like us having it all. The sarcos don’t mind though.” He inhaled deeply. “Can I go play?”
Valkyrie smiled, and let him out of their hug. “Yes, Spitter. You can play.”
Note from author! I made this book for all those who don’t like titanoboas or anything else super dangerous. There are good and bad creatures, same as humans in this world, and the swamp is just as afraid of us as we are afraid of them. Spread the word, let this story out! I don’t even need a up! Just enjoy the book!
So I was in the swamp trying to find one of these bad dudes to tame (cuz I like snakes) when I tamed it right after a random kapro jumped at it and murdered my snake so I got out my coumpound bow and tranq arrows KOed it then i killed a paraceratherium got the meat but the kapro was killed by a Bary so I ran and found a tek Rex then I died 1 like= 1 prayer for Tranq the Titanoboa
Hey guys im back with part two of the titanoboa attack on me and my pack of 3 dodos٫ and 3 dilos. so resuming...Beans was unconsious!!! I stared at her in disbelief. it would take a couple of mins for her to wake and i knew that the snake was mad. i waited for like 2 seconds with my torch looking around fearfully٫ acting antsy and when i was sure it was gone٫ it came from nowhere and attacked me. im ashamed to say that i ran away and left beans all alone but i didnt want to die. On my way to my base retreating٫ i stumbled on a branch and the titanoboa caught up to me and attacked me. i threw as many punches i could before it killed me but it only took a few seconds. i had made a grave mistake. when i responded٫ i ran outside and whistled for what was left of my Dino family. they were too far away to hear my whistle so i went to the water's edge and Drinked٫ thinking i outsmarted the snake but then it attacked me agsin! BOOM!!! i had led it to my base and it had killed my baby dodo. guessed i hadn't noticed how close i was to my base when i died . IT knocked me un condi out like it did with beans and killed me. I still mourn my lost dodo family of three including٫ Liana ٫ Luna and baby Byren.
-DoDoGiRl2011
Misunderstood
Chapter 1: Songs
Spitter was born in the swamp. His father told him he was destined for a big heroic moment one day, and Spitter couldn’t wait to slither into that moment.
“MOTHER!” Spitter shrieked animatedly, wanting to add an excited tone to his voice to get her curious.
“Yes darling?” Valkyrie asked lovingly, slithering towards him.
“I made A SONG! Doesn’t that sound great and heroic? Cause it is!” He held his head high and rattles his ornate and blue frill happily.
“Really? Let’s hear it.”
Spitter inhaled deeply, flicking his younger out one last time, and opened his mouth to sing perfectly:
“Human comes near, we chase it outa here! Human punch is in the face, he disgrace, SO WE WILL BITE HIM IN HIS FACE!”
Valkyrie eyes were wide with amusement. “Well that’s above song-“
“Wait! I’m not finished yet!” He called. “GROWL FACE EAT HIS FACE KNOCK HIM OVER SEAL HIS FATE! His friends will come to save him soon, they will get here by afternoon, and once he fall we kill them all!”
He bowed.
I was in the swamp trying to tame a sarco on my pteranodon and I accidentally dismounted. So many of these things came out from nowhere and started attacking me and they knocked me out straight away. My pteranodon immediately took action and fought them. He still tried to protect me as he was slaughtered alive.
RIP Thunderbird
You were my hero
Emotional Damage.
So I have restarted all my maps so I could make my own universal worlds with utility buildings on each ark.. cutting this story very short. I built a ENCLOSED frog and snail farm just next to the swamp with a little outpost for respawing.
Whelp it gets to the day where I think oh let me check on my creatures in the swamp and decide to bed teleport there.. oh yay there's a bloody snake in bed with me (and this time it's not my ex).
So I basically got spawn camped and obliterated.. I had some otters and archies in there too and after being spawn killed it killed my babies and tore up the insides.
Turns out when I was last there I forgot to close the door so this slithery P***k decides to make up camp.
If you enjoy being spawn wiped like your playing COD then leave a door open on your base...
I was in the Swamp close to my base when these two stupid wild pig things blocked my view.then a titanoboa slithered up.I was like:OH GOD MERCY NO but for some reason it slithered past me and right to the pigs it killed one pig and the other pig ran off.I stuck my tongue out at the stupid pigs and ran away from the titanoboa.
LV7 me:
*sees that the game has a swamp*
“That’s cool I wonder what’s in it”
*gets chased by a Kaprosuchus but perches on rock and leads it to a carbonemys which it attacks and gets killed*
“Nice free stuff”
*gets arrows, scales, etc*
“Ok I’ll go further in, oh is that a big snail!”
*five seconds later*
“Bad idea, Bad idea, Bad idea, Bad idea, BAD IDE-“
*gets killed by snake and looses all my stuff*
“Well dang it... I just go back and get my stuff but be cautious”
*after finding my stuff*
“Ok now time t—“
*gets hit*
“OH DANG IT BROUGHT BACK UP!!!”
*spend the next 3 minutes running from killer danger noodle*
“Ok I’m on a rock I think I’m safe...”
*turns to see 10 different snakes claiming rock*
“Oh come on!”
*trys to loose them in forests*
*gets jumped and killed by different pack of snakes and finds out my spawn point (Sleeping bag) doesn’t count as a check point anymore*
*looses my base and all the chests in it*
I downloaded this game not even 5 days ago..