Go spelunking they said... I didn't get into the cave, but I never thought I'd see more than 50 of these coming after me together with spiders and scorpions... First time, they got me and I lose all my lvl 70 equipment. 2 time I went on a Rex, with 4 carnos to get my stuff back... Took so long getting ready, my stuff disappeared, just I managed to kill all of them outside the cave... My 4 Carnos died, my Rex and I barely made it alive... With over 600 meat, at least. How do you pass those caves ? And what kind of boss monster is in there ?
Me, lvl 5: *sees snake* why does it say dangerous area?
Snake: sssssstupid noob
Also me: *sends diplosaurs at snake*
2 seconds later...
*Ground is littered with dead bodies, including mine*
10 days later...
*Sends army of diplos*
*Titanboas lvl 25*
30 days later...
Heeeeeeeey lil snakey~
*Titanboa called for reinforcements
Also me: OH LOOKIE IT'S ALL THE LIL F#CKERS THAT KILLED ME
10 seconds later...
Your trike lvl 16 killed lvl 25, 1, 6, 9 ,15, 30 titanboa
Me: WE FEASTIN TONIGHT BOIS
This narcissistic price came and killed me as as a poor level 25 and thought it funny to sit in my wooden house on my bed for 3+ hours insta killing me every time I tried to spawn in my bed. That day I learned to have a spare base outside of my little area I scavenged.
I was once crossing a swamp after I died earlier to a Titanoboa, and I was riding a Carno I called Hamilton. I was slightly inexperienced with crossing swamps like that, and guess what? I got killed by a couple of titanoboas and a few Sarcos with a dash of Kaprosuchus. I love it when the entire swamps population decides I am the enemy. I never even got a notification for the carno, so prayers for Hamilton.
Story time. I was playing ark mobile in the swamp with my carno, and my spino, looks I’d. I’m find a female Bart for my male one and she’s stock between a tree and a flat rock. I easily knock her out with my ascendant bow. So as she’s around 80% tamed a titan ibis hits me, koolaid didn’t like that and death smacks the titanoboa, AND MY BARY. I WILL SLAUGHTER EVERY TITANOBOA ON THE ARK.
On my first day of Ark, I was walking around looking for a good spot.
One of these dudes spawned next to me. I thought because they are a bower, they wouldn’t be venomous.
And so I found my self punching a snake.
Then I died.
I’m an Aussie and by GOLLY I’m glad this is a snake that’s extinct.