An Ovis, a drum and a Titanoboa fall into a Canyon.


Baah-Dum-Tss

Why is it venemous, its called “boa”

So one time I was looking for a female Sarco so I can get a imprinted Sarco, well I was walking around the swamp when I hear the slither slither of a snake, it hits me but I kill it, knowing that one hit from a Titanoboas can knock me out (low torpor), I run to the swamp beach but I fall asleep, and my otter falls off, I was waiting to wake up but hear the slither of a snake, knowing I was going to die, I prayed that somehow my otter (Oscar) was going to live, he didn’t, 1 like=1 F for oscar

Snake go hssssssssssss it scary be careful hopefully this helped

Why the hell are snakes still not tameable on fear evolved

*human oh noes ima ded
*tb knocks out human
*pulls out cooked meat
*tames human

I have had it with these motherf***ing snakes, on this motherf***ing plane!

KILLLLLLLLLLLL ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

If you’re in lvl 7 (DO NOT GO NEAR)
i did try DID NOT GO WELL

Real men tame this with dodo eggs