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Apr 24, 2017
An Ovis, a drum and a Titanoboa fall into a Canyon.
Oct 31, 2016
Why the hell are snakes still not tameable on fear evolved
Jul 1, 2017
There's a joke here why you can't tame them. You can't be friends with a snake. A snake is someone who uses your friendship for their own personal gains. I'm talking about you Jacob
Jul 25, 2017
*first time playing*
"OH SHIT OH SHIT RUNNNNN"
*100 in game days later*
*on a Rex*
"Oh hey lil snaky come here u lil fucker gimme yo prime meat"
Aug 19, 2017
Punch in the face and youre going to die
Killed by a giant noodle
Jul 31, 2017
Snakes... why did I have to be snakes?
Nov 22, 2017
*Titanoboa* AHHH A HUMAN" *Human* "AHHHH A SNAKE" *Dodo* "AHHH A SNAKE AND A HUMAN"
Aug 3, 2017
Why isn't this tameable? Even a dodo isn't stupid enough to be tamed. Ark Logic
Oct 1, 2017
These are eggcelent for knocking other dinos out! Ok I will admit that was a bad joke
Oct 9, 2016
Snakes, I wish to tame I could,
In real life so little required food,
Yet to others not appeal, though they should,
Why not in a game to ride them to brighten my mood?
Jul 20, 2018
Doctor: Can you describe the snake that bit you?
Me: Like a very angry rope
Sep 29, 2018
My naym is snek
And my body long
My head is smol
But but my jaw is strong
And wen it time
To get me fed
I open wide
And monch the egg
Aug 24, 2017
Snake...? Snake...!? SNAKE!!! You all know I had to type this.
Apr 12, 2018
I told my buddy you can tame titanaboa using sabertooth eggs, so he looked through dododex for it as he did so I just stared at him and waited.
Feb 10, 2018
There’s a snake in my boot. Lol
Sep 24, 2017
Boas are not venomous. This is not a Titanoboa. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle. GI JOE!!
Aug 14, 2017
The stogosaurus had a brain the size of a walnut and it is tameable, but this snake isn't great logic ark Devs great logic.
Sep 29, 2018
Me: hello snek
Me: snek y u do dis
Jun 6, 2018
They Will steal you credit card details just like they stole your life
Jul 15, 2018
Danger noodle will murder you and your level 100000000 giga tame a dodo it’s the only Dino that can kill it