An Ovis, a drum and a Titanoboa fall into a Canyon.


Baah-Dum-Tss

Why the hell are snakes still not tameable on fear evolved

There's a joke here why you can't tame them. You can't be friends with a snake. A snake is someone who uses your friendship for their own personal gains. I'm talking about you Jacob

*first time playing*
"OH SHIT OH SHIT RUNNNNN"

*100 in game days later*
*on a Rex*
"Oh hey lil snaky come here u lil fucker gimme yo prime meat"

Punch in the face and youre going to die
Killed by a giant noodle

Snakes... why did I have to be snakes?

*Titanoboa* AHHH A HUMAN" *Human* "AHHHH A SNAKE" *Dodo* "AHHH A SNAKE AND A HUMAN"

Why isn't this tameable? Even a dodo isn't stupid enough to be tamed. Ark Logic

These are eggcelent for knocking other dinos out! Ok I will admit that was a bad joke

Snakes, I wish to tame I could,
In real life so little required food,
Yet to others not appeal, though they should,
Why not in a game to ride them to brighten my mood?

Doctor: Can you describe the snake that bit you?
Me: Like a very angry rope

My naym is snek
And my body long
My head is smol
But but my jaw is strong

And wen it time
To get me fed

I open wide
And monch the egg

Snake...? Snake...!? SNAKE!!! You all know I had to type this.

I told my buddy you can tame titanaboa using sabertooth eggs, so he looked through dododex for it as he did so I just stared at him and waited.

There’s a snake in my boot. Lol

Boas are not venomous. This is not a Titanoboa. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle. GI JOE!!

The stogosaurus had a brain the size of a walnut and it is tameable, but this snake isn't great logic ark Devs great logic.

Me: hello snek
*gets bitten*
Me: snek y u do dis

They Will steal you credit card details just like they stole your life

Danger noodle will murder you and your level 100000000 giga tame a dodo it’s the only Dino that can kill it