An Ovis, a drum and a Titanoboa fall into a Canyon.


Baah-Dum-Tss

Imagine if ark added a saddle to the Titanoboa that was the length of its body and could fit multiple passengers, it would be like arks bus “-“ :)

Soo here’s a little thought : there should be some sort of tek gun the player could mount on the snake BUT not a saddle because that’d be weird but anyway, you cou have them on wander with a few max diameter Dino leash thing or whatever they’re called but anyway, they are on wander and they protect your base for all the idiots that want to storm you base or just the occasional dodo or something.
That’s all I have to say but
UPDOOT if you agree with this and it should be in the game

*human oh noes ima ded
*tb knocks out human
*pulls out cooked meat
*tames human

Why the hell are snakes still not tameable on fear evolved

I have had it with these motherf***ing snakes, on this motherf***ing plane!

Let's go to the swamp!
(2 minutes later) "I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERF#CKING SNAKES IN THIS MOTHERF#CKING SWAMP!"

There's a joke here why you can't tame them. You can't be friends with a snake. A snake is someone who uses your friendship for their own personal gains. I'm talking about you Jacob

I love how a arachnid can be ridden with those twiggy legs but a large snake made out of muscle can't be ridden

*first time playing*
"OH SHIT OH SHIT RUNNNNN"

*100 in game days later*
*on a Rex*
"Oh hey lil snaky come here u lil fucker gimme yo prime meat"

If you use a tek railgun against these things, it’s like impossible to hit, but if you succeed, it will blast a hole through the whole thing. Your triumphant.

Real men grab it by the neck and punch it then real men have a good night sleep and on the floor next to a giga 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯what the flip am I doing in north zone 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Punch in the face and youre going to die
Killed by a giant noodle

*Titanoboa* AHHH A HUMAN" *Human* "AHHHH A SNAKE" *Dodo* "AHHH A SNAKE AND A HUMAN"

Snakes... why did I have to be snakes?

WHY THE HECK DOES IT HAVE FRILLS?!?1!?

Oops I spilled my spaghetti and my radioactive sauce on my pet dilo

For a moment i was like: i have been taming these wrong! As i remembered KNOCKING OUT and feeding a.. basilisk. then i realized i lack the brain cells to tell the snakes apart

I went into the swamps with my dilo army. Died to this boi. My army is still stranded somewhere, probably ded. As soon as I get saddle for my pterodactyl, I’m launching a search party.

Just uh.. like snakes... *sigh* I hate death noddles...