So one time I was looking for a female Sarco so I can get a imprinted Sarco, well I was walking around the swamp when I hear the slither slither of a snake, it hits me but I kill it, knowing that one hit from a Titanoboas can knock me out (low torpor), I run to the swamp beach but I fall asleep, and my otter falls off, I was waiting to wake up but hear the slither of a snake, knowing I was going to die, I prayed that somehow my otter (Oscar) was going to live, he didn’t, 1 like=1 F for oscar
So let me get this straight , we can ride a headbutt boi, a coward seal looking thing (moschops) and we can ride a spider... why cant we ride a Literal oversized giant snake that has so much venom that it can ko you in 1 shot and living at the most dangerous places
Pro with noob in cave: a titan boa! Don’t move!
Me: slowly backs away and and runs away
Also me: haha bah saves me a bola!
Noob: Nono don’t kill me snakes! Take my fert eggs!
Also noob: I tamed them all with me eggs, but they still is chasing me!!
Me: there following u u idiot there tamed
Noob: Kay! Snakes freinds!
Me: yea snakes freinds
Noob: snakes! Snakes! Snakeys! Yay snakes!
Me: umm should we go to base now
Noob: yes snakes freinds come to base!
Noob: they my first pets
Noob*yay snakes* ( whisper)