If this boi bites you, just sit there and wait to pass out

An Ovis, a drum and a Titanoboa fall into a Canyon.


Baah-Dum-Tss

Why the hell are snakes still not tameable on fear evolved

I have had it with these motherf***ing snakes, on this motherf***ing plane!

Yo moms fat and torpor loaded eggos

There's a joke here why you can't tame them. You can't be friends with a snake. A snake is someone who uses your friendship for their own personal gains. I'm talking about you Jacob

I went into the swamps with my dilo army. Died to this boi. My army is still stranded somewhere, probably ded. As soon as I get saddle for my pterodactyl, I’m launching a search party.

*first time playing*
"OH SHIT OH SHIT RUNNNNN"

*100 in game days later*
*on a Rex*
"Oh hey lil snaky come here u lil fucker gimme yo prime meat"

Punch in the face and youre going to die
Killed by a giant noodle

*Titanoboa* AHHH A HUMAN" *Human* "AHHHH A SNAKE" *Dodo* "AHHH A SNAKE AND A HUMAN"

Snakes... why did I have to be snakes?

Find lè nope rope at lè swamp it's a cool danger noodle and I love it.apart from when it kills u

Noodle dilo over here is very annoying

Go around The map they said... It will be fun the said...
(They died in the end not me)

Went to a swamp to get recourses,then a titanaboa started chasing me,I ran the other way to find a sarco.the boa bit me and the sarco did the rest. After I died I’m pretty sure
They had beer.”Awesome teamwork”

Why isn't this tameable? Even a dodo isn't stupid enough to be tamed. Ark Logic

Why does it eat eggs? It snek. Snek eat animal. Why dont ark make tame Easier and make you drag dead bodys to it? Then it mean I can easily tame snek.🐍🐍🐍

These are eggcelent for knocking other dinos out! Ok I will admit that was a bad joke

This dude is the reason why I never go anywhere near a swamp

My naym is snek
And my body long
My head is smol
But but my jaw is strong

And wen it time
To get me fed

I open wide
And monch the egg