Are you serious? You saw the name and your seriously still here

An Ovis, a drum and a Titanoboa fall into a Canyon.


Baah-Dum-Tss

Why the hell are snakes still not tameable on fear evolved

I have had it with these motherf***ing snakes, on this motherf***ing plane!

There's a joke here why you can't tame them. You can't be friends with a snake. A snake is someone who uses your friendship for their own personal gains. I'm talking about you Jacob

I love snakes.i love these.THEY DIIIIIED.

*first time playing*
"OH SHIT OH SHIT RUNNNNN"

*100 in game days later*
*on a Rex*
"Oh hey lil snaky come here u lil fucker gimme yo prime meat"

Punch in the face and youre going to die
Killed by a giant noodle

*Titanoboa* AHHH A HUMAN" *Human* "AHHHH A SNAKE" *Dodo* "AHHH A SNAKE AND A HUMAN"

Me:*WALKING*
Head STSSSS...
Me:"HELL! NO!"

Snakes... why did I have to be snakes?

Why isn't this tameable? Even a dodo isn't stupid enough to be tamed. Ark Logic

These are eggcelent for knocking other dinos out! Ok I will admit that was a bad joke

Sneks are no problem but only if you are afraid of sneks then it is a nope rope but if the snake is venomous it is a danger noodle


The more you know

My naym is snek
And my body long
My head is smol
But but my jaw is strong

And wen it time
To get me fed

I open wide
And monch the egg

Doctor: Can you describe the snake that bit you?
Me: Like a very angry rope

Snakes, I wish to tame I could,
In real life so little required food,
Yet to others not appeal, though they should,
Why not in a game to ride them to brighten my mood?

Are those dilofosares snake things comes towords me you killed by titanoboa

Take my level 7000 dodo insted

Me: hello snek
*gets bitten*
Me: snek y u do dis