An Ovis, a drum and a Titanoboa fall into a Canyon.

Baah-Dum-Tss

So one time I was looking for a female Sarco so I can get a imprinted Sarco, well I was walking around the swamp when I hear the slither slither of a snake, it hits me but I kill it, knowing that one hit from a Titanoboas can knock me out (low torpor), I run to the swamp beach but I fall asleep, and my otter falls off, I was waiting to wake up but hear the slither of a snake, knowing I was going to die, I prayed that somehow my otter (Oscar) was going to live, he didn’t, 1 like=1 F for oscar

There's a joke here why you can't tame them. You can't be friends with a snake. A snake is someone who uses your friendship for their own personal gains. I'm talking about you Jacob

I have had it with these motherf***ing snakes, on this motherf***ing plane!

Why the hell are snakes still not tameable on fear evolved

1. Go to a swamp

2. Feed it fertilized eggs

3. Have fun

4. Realize you're unconscious at step 1

*Lands in the swamp to collect a yellow drop*

Boa: Welcome to Tranquility land

I gotta take some hit dammit why am I even here

How to tame a titanoboa in 1 easy step

Don’t !

Why isn't this tameable? Even a dodo isn't stupid enough to be tamed. Ark Logic

I was hunting for a dig dinosaur in the swamp with dinosaurs I was attacked by a snake and a sarco we won be my dinosaurs where knocked out cold two where still awake.

Why would you kill this snake wouldn’t blame you though [hehe]

Doctor: Can you describe the snake that bit you?

Me: Like a very angry rope

Snek

Roses are red

Violets are blue

i hope u dont mind

But im gonna poison u

I named mine: Vasco de’ balboa

Is it just me or do I get a tingle up my spine every time I see one of the goofys

Feed them unborn children, and they’ll be you best friend. Damn, that sounds really bad

Snake talking.

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I slither in the ground and look what I found.

Doesn’t really rhyme, but I don’t care

Let's go to the swamp!

(2 minutes later) "I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERF#CKING SNAKES IN THIS MOTHERF#CKING SWAMP!"