An Ovis, a drum and a Titanoboa fall into a Canyon.

Baah-Dum-Tss

So one time I was looking for a female Sarco so I can get a imprinted Sarco, well I was walking around the swamp when I hear the slither slither of a snake, it hits me but I kill it, knowing that one hit from a Titanoboas can knock me out (low torpor), I run to the swamp beach but I fall asleep, and my otter falls off, I was waiting to wake up but hear the slither of a snake, knowing I was going to die, I prayed that somehow my otter (Oscar) was going to live, he didn’t, 1 like=1 F for oscar

Why the hell are snakes still not tameable on fear evolved

I have had it with these motherf***ing snakes, on this motherf***ing plane!

*human oh noes ima ded

*tb knocks out human

*pulls out cooked meat

*tames human

There's a joke here why you can't tame them. You can't be friends with a snake. A snake is someone who uses your friendship for their own personal gains. I'm talking about you Jacob

*first time playing*

"OH SHIT OH SHIT RUNNNNN"

*100 in game days later*

*on a Rex*

"Oh hey lil snaky come here u lil fucker gimme yo prime meat"

Like all snakes there’s nothing a good shotgun shell can’t fix.

Punch in the face and youre going to die

Killed by a giant noodle

*Titanoboa* AHHH A HUMAN" *Human* "AHHHH A SNAKE" *Dodo* "AHHH A SNAKE AND A HUMAN"

Why does that snekk have feathers? Oh nvm those are frills.WHY THE HEKK DOES A SNEKK HAVE FRILLS

1. Go to a swamp

2. Feed it fertilized eggs

3. Have fun

4. Realize you're unconscious at step 1

If any of you find a white one of these I’m begging u pls name it Orochimaru.

(Naruto)

Imagine if ark added a saddle to the Titanoboa that was the length of its body and could fit multiple passengers, it would be like arks bus “-“ :)

Snakes... why did I have to be snakes?

Ark nerfed these..they are supposed to be 40 feet long not ten!

Hey what is that over there let me check it ou-*curious George has died to a titanoboa

Me: ok, i can land here to regain stam on my pteranodon

Big snake: Hello

Me and my pteranodon : buy buy have a nice tiiiime!

*accidentally lands in redwoods and dies*

I have had soooo many close calls

Me: How dangerous can the swamp really be??

Titanoboa: hold my ascendant beer

Me: How dangerous can the swamp really be??

Titanoboa: hold my ascendant beer