An Ovis, a drum and a Titanoboa fall into a Canyon.


Baah-Dum-Tss

Why the hell are snakes still not tameable on fear evolved

There's a joke here why you can't tame them. You can't be friends with a snake. A snake is someone who uses your friendship for their own personal gains. I'm talking about you Jacob

*first time playing*
"OH SHIT OH SHIT RUNNNNN"

*100 in game days later*
*on a Rex*
"Oh hey lil snaky come here u lil fucker gimme yo prime meat"

Punch in the face and youre going to die
Killed by a giant noodle

Snakes... why did I have to be snakes?

*Titanoboa* AHHH A HUMAN" *Human* "AHHHH A SNAKE" *Dodo* "AHHH A SNAKE AND A HUMAN"

Why isn't this tameable? Even a dodo isn't stupid enough to be tamed. Ark Logic

Snakes, I wish to tame I could,
In real life so little required food,
Yet to others not appeal, though they should,
Why not in a game to ride them to brighten my mood?

These are eggcelent for knocking other dinos out! Ok I will admit that was a bad joke

Snake...? Snake...!? SNAKE!!! You all know I had to type this.

Doctor: Can you describe the snake that bit you?
Me: Like a very angry rope

Boas are not venomous. This is not a Titanoboa. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle. GI JOE!!

The stogosaurus had a brain the size of a walnut and it is tameable, but this snake isn't great logic ark Devs great logic.

I told my buddy you can tame titanaboa using sabertooth eggs, so he looked through dododex for it as he did so I just stared at him and waited.

Me: hello snek
*gets bitten*
Me: snek y u do dis

There’s a snake in my boot. Lol

There just pure bastards tbf like

My naym is snek
And my body long
My head is smol
But but my jaw is strong

And wen it time
To get me fed

I open wide
And monch the egg

Trust in me (Jungle book reference)