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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the titanoboa? Funny titanoboa jokes submitted by ARK players.
Pro with noob in cave: a titan boa! Don’t move!
Noob: Kay
Me: slowly backs away and and runs away
Also me: haha bah saves me a bola!
Noob: Nono don’t kill me snakes! Take my fert eggs!
Also noob: I tamed them all with me eggs, but they still is chasing me!!
Me: there following u u idiot there tamed
Noob: Kay! Snakes freinds!
Me: yea snakes freinds
Noob: snakes! Snakes! Snakeys! Yay snakes!
Me: umm should we go to base now
Noob: yes snakes freinds come to base!
Me: ummm
Noob: they my first pets
Me: ok
Noob*yay snakes* ( whisper)
Me: dude!!
All of these tips and not one where it talks about how this bloody snake will drag you or your dino. I was in the swamps just looking around from the top of a stone. And all I saw was my trike falling over unconscious, then sliding along the floor being pulled into the swamp water , I was so confused and terrified. Ark is worse than a horror movie.