Pro with noob in cave: a titan boa! Don’t move!

Noob: Kay

Me: slowly backs away and and runs away

Also me: haha bah saves me a bola!

Noob: Nono don’t kill me snakes! Take my fert eggs!

Also noob: I tamed them all with me eggs, but they still is chasing me!!

Me: there following u u idiot there tamed

Noob: Kay! Snakes freinds!

Me: yea snakes freinds

Noob: snakes! Snakes! Snakeys! Yay snakes!

Me: umm should we go to base now

Noob: yes snakes freinds come to base!

Me: ummm

Noob: they my first pets

Me: ok

Noob*yay snakes* ( whisper)

Me: dude!!

Love how it says "can be found in the dark caves of the island" and then I saw one jump off a cliff and then it climbed back up to kill me and then it died.wonderful

These things look like king cobras that got hulked

People: imagine if this existed

Me in Australia: it does

I had a dream one of these things were hunting me down

THIS IS THE THING THAT WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU ALONE AND COMES OF NOWHERE AND ADDING TO THAT IT MAKES SURE YOU NEVER SEE YOUR TAMES AGAIN😭

Roses are red

Violets are blue

i hope u dont mind

But im gonna poison u

I LOST MY SARCOSUCHUS BECAUSE OF THIS LITTLE CREEP

I forgot stimulants while going to swamps and then my sarco went unconscious and he died

I told my buddy you can tame titanaboa using sabertooth eggs, so he looked through dododex for it as he did so I just stared at him and waited.

Hey what is that over there let me check it ou-*curious George has died to a titanoboa

I’ve been playing Ark for 5 years and I still can’t tame these things 💀

Bro got that mamba mentality 💀💀💀

They should add mongooses to this game

Ok ok ok, how come they attack anything they see thats made out of meat and they only eat eggs to tame!?

Me: hello snek

*gets bitten*

Me: snek y u do dis

Soo here’s a little thought : there should be some sort of tek gun the player could mount on the snake BUT not a saddle because that’d be weird but anyway, you cou have them on wander with a few max diameter Dino leash thing or whatever they’re called but anyway, they are on wander and they protect your base for all the idiots that want to storm you base or just the occasional dodo or something.

That’s all I have to say but

When I was a noob and I saw this on Dododex and went HOW IS THIS MIDGAME

SO UR TELLING ME THAT THESE CAN BE TAMED ON PC BUT NOT MOBILE BRUHHHHHHH

Why does it have venom?! Wildcard better explain why a PYTHON is knocking me out with VENOM!

There’s a snake in my boot. Lol

If you’re in lvl 7 (DO NOT GO NEAR)

i did try DID NOT GO WELL