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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the titanoboa? Funny titanoboa jokes submitted by ARK players.
Baby Titanoboa: MOTHER! I made a song!
Mother Titanoboa: really sweety? Let’s hear it.
Baby Titanoboa: Human comes near, we chase it outa here! Human punch us in the face, he disgrace SO WE WILL BITE HIM IN THE FACE!
Mother Titanoboa: well that’s a nice song-
Baby Titanoboa: wait! I’m not finished!
GROWL FACE EAT HIS FACE KNOCK HIM OVER SEAL HIS FATE! His friends come to save him soon they come by after noon, then once he fall WE KILL THEM ALL!
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