Feed them unborn children, and they’ll be you best friend. Damn, that sounds really bad

I went into the swamps with my dilo army. Died to this boi. My army is still stranded somewhere, probably ded. As soon as I get saddle for my pterodactyl, I’m launching a search party.

How to make this get a reg python and a dilo then add 2 beds put them under it then leave them for like 5 mins then you will have a baby ark Titanoboa.

don’t ask what they did under the bed…

If they don't have genders

How did they ever exist

And how do they ALL lay eggs

Are they like real-life snails, who are both male and female?

This is a dilo imposter it has a drill and spits poison ⬆️

Guys. I think it’s a snake

To the person who said if titanoboas have a saddle and could hold multiple ppl,and said it could be a bus, we already have a bus, the diplo

Real men eat these eggs for breakfast

Welcome to Australia...have fun

So, I killed 9 of these glorified anacondas in 15 minutes. This is how I did it.

Me: HEY GIANT SNAKE HEAD, COME AT ME

Titanoboa: sssssstupid noob

Me: We’ll see about that

2 seconds later..........

Game: You killed a level 25 Titanoboa.

My pets horrified of snakes so I showed him a picture of Titanoboa … had a heart attack

Me when I first see this thing:

What is that? Is that a Dilophosaurus snake or something?!

Titanoboa’s, prehistoric giant snake that ISN’T venomous. Titanoboa on ark, venomous.

Me who knows a lot about snakes: le what

Danger noodle will murder you and your level 100000000 giga tame a dodo it’s the only Dino that can kill it

GIGA EGGS FOR MIDGAME???

Oh hell naw I'm never taming this thing

So let me get this straight , we can ride a headbutt boi, a coward seal looking thing (moschops) and we can ride a spider... why cant we ride a Literal oversized giant snake that has so much venom that it can ko you in 1 shot and living at the most dangerous places

Just uh.. like snakes... *sigh* I hate death noddles...

They hate me they follow me everywhere and everyday when I fly on my rg the snake fly right behind me

So one day me and my level 24 pteradon are gathering a rare crystal from the farrrrrr corners of Ragnarok. After gathering this strange rectangular crystal, I head on back to my tribe’s safe haven. After stopping on a volcanic mountain for my bird’s stamina, I decide to walk toward the edge of the cliff so I can fly a bit farther before stopping. And what do ya know?!? A chubby Dilo pokes its head out from the bottom of my screen. But it’s neck is long, like a snake... I almost never touched a mountain on the way back again

Snake...? Snake...!? SNAKE!!! You all know I had to type this.