These things look like king cobras that got hulked

I had a dream one of these things were hunting me down

People: imagine if this existed

Me in Australia: it does

You’re walking through a swamp, then suddenly, you trip over a tree root and fall head-first into the mud. You then hear a “ba-dum-tsss.”

As the drums in this game have no cymbals on them, you turn around to see what made that noise. And the hissing noise was made by the Titanoboa that was playing the drums. Then it goes to kill you.

(inspired by the top funny comment)

I told my buddy you can tame titanaboa using sabertooth eggs, so he looked through dododex for it as he did so I just stared at him and waited.

This is a snake and it's a titanaboa, so it's basically a gigantic snake.

Roses are red

Violets are blue

i hope u dont mind

But im gonna poison u

THIS IS THE THING THAT WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU ALONE AND COMES OF NOWHERE AND ADDING TO THAT IT MAKES SURE YOU NEVER SEE YOUR TAMES AGAIN😭

Hey what is that over there let me check it ou-*curious George has died to a titanoboa

I LOST MY SARCOSUCHUS BECAUSE OF THIS LITTLE CREEP

I forgot stimulants while going to swamps and then my sarco went unconscious and he died

Me: hello snek

*gets bitten*

Me: snek y u do dis

Ok ok ok, how come they attack anything they see thats made out of meat and they only eat eggs to tame!?

Soo here’s a little thought : there should be some sort of tek gun the player could mount on the snake BUT not a saddle because that’d be weird but anyway, you cou have them on wander with a few max diameter Dino leash thing or whatever they’re called but anyway, they are on wander and they protect your base for all the idiots that want to storm you base or just the occasional dodo or something.

That’s all I have to say but

I’ve been playing Ark for 5 years and I still can’t tame these things 💀

There’s a snake in my boot. Lol

If you’re in lvl 7 (DO NOT GO NEAR)

i did try DID NOT GO WELL

Went to a swamp to get recourses,then a titanaboa started chasing me,I ran the other way to find a sarco.the boa bit me and the sarco did the rest. After I died I’m pretty sure

They had beer.”Awesome teamwork”

Me: * running through swamp as fast as I can *

This thing: hello there!

Server: player023 died to titanoboa

Feed them unborn children, and they’ll be you best friend. Damn, that sounds really bad

I went into the swamps with my dilo army. Died to this boi. My army is still stranded somewhere, probably ded. As soon as I get saddle for my pterodactyl, I’m launching a search party.