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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

THIS IS THE THING THAT WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU ALONE AND COMES OF NOWHERE AND ADDING TO THAT IT MAKES SURE YOU NEVER SEE YOUR TAMES AGAINπ
More Titanoboa Funny Tips
Thatβs one big sneak
An Ovis, a drum and a Titanoboa fall into a Canyon.
Baah-Dum-Tss
So one time I was looking for a female Sarco so I can get a imprinted Sarco, well I was walking around the swamp when I hear the slither slither of a snake, it hits me but I kill it, knowing that one hit from a Titanoboas can knock me out (low torpor), I run to the swamp beach but I fall asleep, and my otter falls off, I was waiting to wake up but hear the slither of a snake, knowing I was going to die, I prayed that somehow my otter (Oscar) was going to live, he didnβt, 1 like=1 F for oscar
*human oh noes ima ded
*tb knocks out human
*pulls out cooked meat
*tames human
There's a joke here why you can't tame them. You can't be friends with a snake. A snake is someone who uses your friendship for their own personal gains. I'm talking about you Jacob
Punch in the face and youre going to die
Killed by a giant noodle
*Titanoboa* AHHH A HUMAN" *Human* "AHHHH A SNAKE" *Dodo* "AHHH A SNAKE AND A HUMAN"
Snakes... why did I have to be snakes?
Iβm not sure why a dilo and a snake decided to breed but it wasnβt a good idea
1. Go to a swamp
2. Feed it fertilized eggs
3. Have fun
4. Realize you're unconscious at step 1