An Ovis, a drum and a Titanoboa fall into a Canyon.

Baah-Dum-Tss

So one time I was looking for a female Sarco so I can get a imprinted Sarco, well I was walking around the swamp when I hear the slither slither of a snake, it hits me but I kill it, knowing that one hit from a Titanoboas can knock me out (low torpor), I run to the swamp beach but I fall asleep, and my otter falls off, I was waiting to wake up but hear the slither of a snake, knowing I was going to die, I prayed that somehow my otter (Oscar) was going to live, he didn’t, 1 like=1 F for oscar

They always arrive without any noise. And when I see that giant snake with umbrella got frozen every time. I hate them in short.

*human oh noes ima ded

*tb knocks out human

*pulls out cooked meat

*tames human

There's a joke here why you can't tame them. You can't be friends with a snake. A snake is someone who uses your friendship for their own personal gains. I'm talking about you Jacob

When I tried to tame it I used a fertilized dodo egg…..

It hatched when I dropped it……

It got eaten right as it hatched…..

Rest in peace baby dodo that wasn’t supposed to live anyways

How to make this get a reg python and a dilo then add 2 beds put them under it then leave them for like 5 mins then you will have a baby ark Titanoboa.

don’t ask what they did under the bed…

Punch in the face and youre going to die

Killed by a giant noodle

*Titanoboa* AHHH A HUMAN" *Human* "AHHHH A SNAKE" *Dodo* "AHHH A SNAKE AND A HUMAN"